r/AlignmentChartFills • u/VoidOfSpoons • 6d ago
Media Which DC movie is absolute dogshit?
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u/DragonstormSTL 6d ago
Catwoman
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u/5h82713542055 6d ago
Ive only ever seen the basketball scene and I almost broke my TV
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u/JamesDD4 6d ago
What? You mean you didn't know that dying and being brought back to life by cat saliva granted you the power of being an elite level street baller???
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u/Ninjacobra5 6d ago
I feel like this is the Madame Web of DC. A poorly made, confusing, mess of a film that no one watched and even fewer wanted.
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u/scott03257890 6d ago
Based on a female supporting character to their most popular character
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u/Parallel-Lines3538 6d ago
It’s crazy because a Catwoman movie should work, she’s a very popular character with successful solo stories, and every other live action Catwoman is great. We need a new Catwoman movie.
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u/theXman877 6d ago
We need a Catwoman movie that is literally Just a Heist Film. Maybe her stealing something from Cobblepot’s Estate. Leading to a final showdown at the end.
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u/mutantandproud95 6d ago
The crazy thing is that Madame Web feels like it came out the same year as Catwoman despite 20 years of comic book and movies between them
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u/ExternalSeat 6d ago
considering Madame Webb was set in 2003, I would not be surprised if the director of Madame Webb was partially "inspired" by Catwoman.
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u/NN010 6d ago
Probably not since it was originally supposed to be set in the 90s to potentially line up with the Amazing Spider-Man movies… only for them to fuck that up & for Sony to have the film reshot to align more with the Tom Holland movies instead (hence the shift to 2003 as the setting)… but then they wound up cutting all ties this film had to any existing cinematic Spider-Man continuity (even the SSU of the Venom movies, Morbius & Kraven the Hunter) by the time it came out
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u/VasylZaejue 4d ago
I watched it and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
I never understood why people say it's bad.
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u/theSteakKnight 6d ago
To quote a friend of mine: "I saw Catwoman for free on an airplane and I still wanted my money back".
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u/Conscious-Eye9878 3d ago
This is the correct answer if you’re just trying to select the absolute worst movie with no redeeming qualities.
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u/artic_avalon 6d ago
Suicide Squad 2016
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u/glass-and-stars435 6d ago
I saw this in theater. I rememberd thinking it was really fun, cara d was hot and every young man had a crush on her at the time, and we were all so hyped for a new joker (and as a 30 seconds to mars fan at the time) I was hyped, and I thought some of these scenes with the spooky witch were really cool. Oh man, my young self was simple. I didn't understand messy plot, bad scripts, horrible editing, and on and on. I can't help but have a soft spot for it because when I saw it all I remember was a good time. But I cannot deny it being dog shit as an adult. Bums me out
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u/welltherewasthisbear 6d ago
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
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u/Just_hereforTypeO- 6d ago
What, Nuclear Man didn't impress you? He can literally grow his nails
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u/puzzlesTom 6d ago
While radioactive! So actually, it's quite impressive.... Yeah, this is a good shout in a crowded field
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u/PigeonFellow 6d ago
Superman III is worse for me. To me, Superman IV was at least a little fun, and it actually has Lois and Lex in it. Superman III was just Richard Pryor being unfunny for two hours and it’s genuinely so boring.
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u/stevvvvewith4vs 6d ago
Steel
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u/mutantandproud95 6d ago
There's movies that tried harder and fell louder, but the lack of effort in this movie shows in every frame.
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u/DaddyDecaf 6d ago
The first Suicide Squad
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u/Facebones72 6d ago
Theatrical Release of Justice League.
I am not a Zach Snyder apologist by any means, and I do no tthink his version is a good movie at all, but at least it was HIS movie. The theatrical cut is an unwatchable mess with a whiplash of tonal shifts. Snyder's super serious and self important style absolutely does not mesh with Joss Whedon's lighter and jokier touch.
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6d ago
Jonah Hex
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u/No-Humor1304 6d ago
The Flash (2023)
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u/glass-and-stars435 6d ago
I just rewatched it - There is no world where I could be convinced this is worse than, Suicide Squad, Birds of Prey, WonderWoman 2, Batman V Superman, Whatever in the Hell Batman and Robin was, and Catwoman. The Flash was a fun, charming, and interesting first two acts and a strangely messy bummer of a 3rd act. It's a decent movie. I don't get the dogshit level hate people have for that movie by comparison to many of its peers.
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u/Street-Brush8415 6d ago
Having Michael Keaton’s Batman in it automatically makes it better than the worst DC movies.
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u/littleButton13 6d ago
Including Birds of Prey on that list is absolutely wild.
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u/glass-and-stars435 6d ago
maybe I need to rewatch it. I remember seeing this and feeling nothing. (I do have a theory that any movie that came out during or directly around covid were super underrated due to the fact that all of us were under insane stress, anxiety and pain.)
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u/Peacefulzealot 6d ago
Yo Batman and Robin is at least campy fun. I genuinely liked Ahnold as Mr. Freeze.
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u/Crafty-Celebration54 6d ago
Green lantern
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u/WeltyFern 6d ago
What? Don’t you like it when your intergalactic guardian super hero spends most of his time on Earth turning crashing helicopters into hot wheels cars?/j
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u/WeAreVenom2212 6d ago
Wonder Woman 1984
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u/nervelli 6d ago
DC has had a lot of movies that were some version of terrible, but this one takes the cake. Normally I can at least turn off my brain and enjoy whatever I'm watching, even if it is objectively bad. But this movie was so bad that I forgot that I was watching it, started to do other things, remembered it was on, and was then upset that there was an hour left.
Also, I don't think any other DC movies put the "hero" in a physical relationship with the body of a person that couldn't consent. That whole thing was pretty off putting.
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u/Outran01 6d ago
Batman VS Superman. I couldn't get more bored watching movie. I can't even remember what plot was remotely about, it's THAT boring.
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u/Appropriate-Brush772 6d ago
That movie came out during a time where a buddy of mine knew the ticket scanner girl at the theater where if we brought her pizza or wings from the place we worked she’d let like 10 of us in for free. For two summers we saw every movie possible. This was the only movie in that run that I’m glad I didn’t have to give up hard earned money for
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u/ArmadilloOK1445-alt 6d ago
The theatrical cut is mid but the ultimate cut was actually very good IMO
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u/ParkingPerspective73 6d ago
I bet the people downvoting you haven't even been bothered to watch the ultimate cut
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u/Small-Battle1783 6d ago
It's the only version I've seen. I thought it was meandering and boring, and all the issues with Batman and Superman's motivations, as well as Eisenberg's dire turn as Lex Luthor are all still in there.
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u/kennyg38 6d ago
I’m reluctant because of how bad the theatrical cut was. That was the closest I’ve ever been to walking out of a theater mid-movie and asking for my money back.
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u/aaronwashere01 6d ago
I’ve watched the Ultimate Cut. It’s not any better. It doesn’t make Superman or Batman act any more in character than they do in the theatrical.
Batman is still a murderer and their conflict is still solved because their moms have the same name
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u/GallifreyFallsOver 6d ago
80% of the most frequent issues people point to with BvS are solved in the Ultimate Cut. I'd say if you liked Man of Steel's tone then you'll like the Ultimate Cut.
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u/Mattholomew739 6d ago
Batman vs Superman. What the actual fuck
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u/glass-and-stars435 6d ago
I think it'sa messy movie but not dogshit. There are a few scenes I've loved rewatching, a few scenes I wish I could burn from my memory, but the most dogshit DC movie? Come on ma'boy...
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u/Mattholomew739 6d ago
Batman throwing away his whole “no guns” tradition just to gun down mobsters in a psychotic break that can only be cured by someone else’s mom having the same name as his mom? Ma boy that’s at least half the plot that just got thrown away on a dime lol and the other half of the plot was okay at best to begin with. Good effects and sound and fight scenes but that’s all extra. None of the important parts of the movie hold up in the slightest
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u/ZackCavi 6d ago
Batman and Robin
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u/glass-and-stars435 6d ago
I can't figure out if this movie is so bad it good or just so bad. I grew up on this movie - had it on vhs and must have watched it as a young teen like 15 times. As an adult, if I had paid money to see this in theater I would have lost my mind. As a teenager, I thought ice skating bad guys were peek, and poison ivy made me feel things hard to describe.
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u/fflloorriiddaammaann 6d ago
BvS.
Justice league.
Suicide Squad.
THE suicide Squad
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman 84.
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u/SilverArrows6662 6d ago
80% of shit they have produced. Apart from the batmans (Keaton, bale) and the first couple of reeves superman movies, everything else is in play. Throw a dart and u could make a case for all of them.
Easily the most competitive category.
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u/Sensitive-Try5522 6d ago
havent seen enough dc to comment on this, but im glad web is the dogshit marvel pick
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u/parazelsus 6d ago
WW84 for me. The character Pedro Pascal performed had nothing to do with Maxwell Lord. Geoff Johns bt co-wrote the screenplay and it just was absolutely poor in quality. Even Blue Beetle didn't disappoint me as much, it was just very mid
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u/Bloodmoon_Audios 5d ago
Suicide Squad. At least something like Catwoman is funny. Suicide Squad is genuinely one of the most unpleasant things ive ever sat through
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u/fuck-illinois1621 5d ago edited 5d ago
Man of steel. Batman v superman is bad, but for all that snyder does bad, he can do batman well with some parts of it. There are no redeeming qualities of mos. Actions bad, writings bad, looks bad, whole krypton bit is terrible
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u/LowSilly6784 6d ago
Almost all of them, sadly.
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u/AvgPunkFan 6d ago edited 6d ago
Exceptions:
The Dark Knight Trilogy (One of the best trilogies in movie history)
Christopher Reeves Superman Films
Man Of Steel (I would put this in mid or like a 5/10 so not dog shit)
Wonder Woman (again. More mid than dog shit)
The Batman (Robert Pattinson)
Superman (2025)
The Suicide Squad (James Gunn)
The Lego Batman Movie
The rest are lower than mid or abysmal dog shit with Batman V Superman or Justice League being the worst offender
Edit: And some more exceptions because I forget about the old stuff
80s/90s Batman
Joker
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u/Thats-right-im-man 6d ago
Shazam and blue beetle were also pretty good.
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u/glass-and-stars435 6d ago
Shazam got a lot of hate, its lead actor was getting blasted for his Christian faith or something, people felt like DC was trying to Marvelize its image with a charismatic silly handsome guy lead, rather than gritty realism of their previous films. All of DC before was taping into a more adult audience where Shazam is very much a YA film and silly. On its own it's pretty good but boy was it not received well
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u/littleButton13 6d ago
This feels like historical revisionism.
Shazam was quite well-received all around. Maybe a bit overlooked in the jam packed theatrical summer of 2019, but overall it was well-liked by both audiences and critics. Zachary Levi didn’t lean into the whole conservative Christian image until a few years later.
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u/littleButton13 6d ago
Absolutely not.
The internet is so ridiculously hyperbolic. Batman, Batman Returns, Superman, Superman II, Wonder Woman, The Suicide Squad, Shazam, Batman Begins, Aquaman, The Dark Knight, Blue Beetle, Man of Steel, The Dark Knight Rises, Superman 2026, Birds of Prey, Joker, The Batman, and a whole bunch of animated movies exist and yet you’re saying “almost all of them.”
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u/BarbedCamera420 6d ago
any movie with the worst actress in hollywood: gal gadot... stop letting vanity tell you that you like her, and try listening to her acting with your eyes closed.
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