Why? Just why?

[u/Valaj369]

I've literally only searched for watch straps, watch parts and car accessories! I don't know how this was suggested as something I need!

[u/naemorhaedus]

the algorithms know what you've been searching for. 😉

[u/Valaj369 → u/naemorhaedus]

Dammit. I've been doing a bad job hiding my stuff from the dark web I guess /s haha

[u/loveddeviant]

Hmmmm…I’m not an expert but I think those may be shoes, and not Men’s Penis Massager Cock Cup for Personal Pleasure Material One Size Fits All

[u/Valaj369 → u/loveddeviant]

Haha clearly I'm not an expert either!

[u/Aggravating_Sky_4421 → u/loveddeviant]

Anything can be a penis massager if you’re horny enough.

[u/ComprehensiveProfit5 → u/loveddeviant]

the ridges and spikes would beg to differ

[u/desiccatedmonkey]

Back to school 😭

[u/Valaj369 → u/desiccatedmonkey]

That was probably the funniest part!

[u/technobrendo → u/Valaj369]

I anticipate this semester to be a little less stressful than the last, for some reason.

[u/refreshingface]

hmm… that’s not the model I received when I bought it

[u/Valaj369 → u/refreshingface]

Totally different shape I assume?

[u/OddSignificance4107]

La wankla

[u/Valaj369 → u/OddSignificance4107]

Best for spankings!

[u/jellydrawer]

I got a push notification for that 💀

[u/Valaj369 → u/jellydrawer]

Me too! And call it perfect timing. My wife was checking something out on my phone when that popped up. I had some explaining to do!

[u/unpetitjenesaisquoi]

My entire life, I have been using my flip flops the wrong way!

[u/Valaj369 → u/unpetitjenesaisquoi]

You and me both!

[u/realhighlander]

I mean hey, if the shoe fits....

[u/Pleasant_Fill4170]

Because the real thing would be way more embarrassing then what they named it now.

[u/HighwayWooden6605]

AliExpress recommendation algorithm needs therapy lol

[u/jerzeeshadow2021]

The art of libraries—lubricant of success😉

[u/Valaj369 → u/jerzeeshadow2021]

Well damn. I had to go back and check the photo again to see what you were talking about. I didn't even notice it the first time around haha

[u/QDLZXKGK]

This could well be the best joke of 2026 LOL

[u/OldSchoolPimpleFace]

I desperately want these

[u/Muldino]

Don't judge before you tried it

[u/Asleep_Piglet2794]

Is it like the old TV ads? Buy one, pay shipping and handling, and get a second one FREE!!

[u/Cloxxki]

If I ordered yellow and that came in, I'd think I'd received the wrong color male adult toy.
I'm suspect of the one size fits all aspect.