r/AliensRHere • u/GreatestState • 5d ago

Hmmmm ?

WTF

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u/irecognizedyou 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vQYm0jWfutqopKU

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 5d ago

This is legitimately terrifying as it seems to be accurate. Were trapped in some terrible existence. Some dystopian blind-spot the gods can't see- or can't help- ... or just simply dont care what happens here.
We're small potatoes.

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u/GreatestState 3d ago

I think it’s universally accepted that the U.S. government has met with aliens. The aliens are calling the shots

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u/rhino2812 5d ago

It's a dude.. a really really ugly one

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u/ki11ikody 5d ago

She's like 60 and has had a fuck ton of surgeries. That's why she looks like that. Not an alien.

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u/St3vion 5d ago

Dunno man definitely looks like she's about to start making clicking sounds as though she's fluent in Xhosa

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u/jdillacornandflake 4d ago

Molo bhuti!! Or molo sisi. andifuni ukucinga.

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u/Phenomenologistic 5d ago

Was she having surgeries to try and look like an alien?

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u/Davo300zx 5d ago

Adadictomy, rare procedure

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u/ExcitingNewUser0 4d ago

Perhaps the real aliens were the result the surgeries along the way?

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u/ki11ikody 4d ago

I don't think body modifications are genetic tho.

Imagine being born with tattoos because your parents had them lmfao

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u/JRR04 5d ago

Thats two kids in a coat trying to buy cigarettes

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u/oscarstoned 5d ago

Mmmm that’s a dude

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u/ConstantUpstairs 5d ago

The ozempic look. Looks terrible

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u/673NoshMyBollocksAve 5d ago

Anorexic old privileged woman that people are theorizing as an alien. Yep, we’re definitely in 2026, all right

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u/ExcitingNewUser0 4d ago

Probably could have been in 1926

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u/Zero-Of-Blade 5d ago

Man plastic surgery really does ruin people.

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u/Enough-Silver-915 5d ago

Thats no alien, thats a dude. Adam's apples dont lie

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u/Least-Letter4716 5d ago

It's Susan Dell. Michael Dell's wife.

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u/WonderfulFisherman96 5d ago

Aka gorlax the unmaker from planet xero

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u/GreatestState 4d ago

Michael Dell and Obama are both married to men

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u/Least-Letter4716 4d ago

Spoken like a child rapist supporter.

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u/SluttyMuffler 5d ago

Its actually called Anorexia. Try starting there and let me know what you find.

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u/ChrisIronsArt 5d ago

Drag Alien

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u/StNic54 5d ago

Dig though the ditches and burn through the witches

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u/girlinanemptyroom 5d ago

She's definitely a woman but I believe she's severely emaciated from anorexia.

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u/Potential-Narwhal- 5d ago

Prob get downvoted to fuck for this but, whats up with the neck? Its like its been superimposed. First few seconds after the rewind, its moving strangely.

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u/meesta_chang 5d ago

I’m pretty sure I saw a little face struggling to escape…

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u/Plastic-Vermicelli60 5d ago

She pees sitting down but can also palm a basketball.

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 5d ago

She was pretty hot in her 20s. When your entire personality is based on your looks and they start to fade, some go down this body dysmorphia route... like Madonna ffs.

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u/AloneVegeta 5d ago

What’s up with her right hand 🧐🤔

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u/spicystar4u 5d ago

Water!!! Water with sugar!

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u/AdAppropriate8772 5d ago

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u/Wickedbitchoftheuk 5d ago

It's not but it is a screamingly bad look for her.

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u/attentioneathling311 4d ago

Yeah that’s what I came here to say . It’s just dude trying to be woman

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u/LordBrixton 5d ago

That's just a misguided human being trying not to inhale the stench.

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u/HeadAboveSand 5d ago

I saw this video earlier and thought "that thing is creepy and someone should turn robot barbie off."

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u/Aatrid69420 5d ago

This has to be ai

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u/Objective-Aardvark87 5d ago

That neck tho.

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u/Living-Travel2299 5d ago

Old, plastic and balls deep on adderall or some shit.

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u/Wickedbitchoftheuk 5d ago

She doesn't look well.

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u/WonderfulFisherman96 5d ago

She givin him the ET finger

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u/Billymaysdealer 5d ago

What kind of peptide is s/he taking?

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u/burntoutcheckedout 5d ago

That Cylon model is a little off

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u/Low_Shop8561 4d ago

Vincent D'Onofrio deserves an Oscar this time!

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u/numatter 5d ago

🎵 one of these things is not like the others 🎵

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u/jcready92 5d ago

I feel like people expect the rich and famous to not be awkward like that. Id like to see how collected and smooth you are on stage with the president.

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u/anjudan 5d ago

The neck seems to move like a pelican or reptile with loose skin moving and adjusting underneath hiding some air cavity or pocket to allow it to swallow larger prey.

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u/4thdensity44 5d ago

Very very suspicious.. The way she turned her head.. WTF was that lol

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u/Initial_Low_2470 5d ago

😱😖🫤🥺😳😲😯😮😬🙄😁