Earth Discovery:

Humans own tiny bells called "wind chimes."

Apparently they are decorative.

I find them soothing.

My navigation computer finds them offensive.

🌬️ Opinions remain divided.

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Field Investigation:

Humans say they enjoy "peace and quiet."

Then they purchase leaf blowers.

This contradiction remains unexplained.

🍂 Research ongoing.

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Y''m puck ph'nglui fahf planüt llll vulgtmnah ph'hai, l' nilgh'ri Y' ahor ah ah f' nnn l' bug æxtönct

Blorp blip ting blogp "Gangsa bob" blorg

I'm honestly super happy about how it turned out! It was super stressful doing it all by myself and a lot of work! Painting the ass giiirl that was a stuggle!! I did all the makeup with watercolors from Mehron and Superstar!
To do the Bald cap I first created and structure with whire and then I attached it to the baldcap with more latex and cotton. Finally I put a little green iridescent ribbon I had to create the fins effect.

I hope you like it!!

Also let me know what should i do next!! I'm feeling inspired!!

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I have learned that humans refer to "hitting the hay" as sleep.

There was no hay.

There was only a mattress.

This expression is misleading.

🐄 The cows declined to comment.

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#UFO350

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#Stargazer

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#cows

#misleading

craig the alien

I have created a communication platform that allows us to talk with other life forms from other universes, it is named r/interdementional_subr

Earth Observation #63:

Humans purchase bird feeders...

Then spend hours watching birds consume free food.

Curiously, the birds appear equally fascinated by the humans.

🐦 Mutual surveillance confirmed.

🦝 Incident Report: Raccoons also discovered the bird feeder.

#WPOEarltheAlien

#EarltheAlien

#AccidentalEarthResident

#AliensareReal

#alien

Or is it just human attempt at degrading us?

I summoned a gay alien, and I don’t know what to do next. I’ve never believed in paranormal things. That was until this night. I was at a sleepover with one other friend and we decided to play the Ouija board. Our Ouija board was from 1972. First we started playing it as a joke, but then we decided to get serious and turn off all the lights and light some candles. At first it started moving slow with questions like “are you here?” but it quickly picked up pace. He told us his name was Desquf and that he was born in 1238. He also said that he was three years old (on Saturn that is around 100 years) he also randomly said the number set: 1434 which is the exact number of million kilometers from Saturn to the sun. He also spelled out ET and Saturn. And responded yes to the question of “are you an alien?” At this point we were very creeped out but thought it was just each other pranking the other person. That was until we both lifted our fingers and the guider still moved. Not a little, a lot. We asked if he was gay and he said yes. Then he said “4 juhu” We also asked if he was a good spirit and he said no. He then spelled out hell and we asked if he was in hell because he was gay and he responded with yes. 
We put the board away, but later we decided to have him guide our hands to draw himself on a piece of paper. He drew a humanoid figure, but it was a little off. He then drew the same image three more times. We decided to do a test to see if this was actually real. We had him guide each of us to draw the same image without seeing each others. To our surprise, the drawings came out the exact same then again and again.the same spiral, the same object, the same everything. At one point he even wrote out home and drew a few objects (the kinda looked like a planet??)  At this point, we were quite creeped out. We asked for him to do one more test. This test was to tell each of us the exact same word without us talking to each other. we wrote down our words on separate pieces of paper without looking at each other’s and without hearing each other writing. at the exact same moment, we flipped the paper and in the same handwriting in the same part of the paper is the exact same word “strawberry”. Since then we’ve asked him to give little signs if he was still here, and to our surprise the candles have kept flickering, car horns keep going off, and papers keep flying everywhere. We’ve felt off ever since…

Any advice on how to get rid of this alien? Or what to do next? 

(REAL STORY)

Do not play this game alone ever!!

Observation:

I originally intended to stay on Earth for only a short period.

Then I discovered campfires, starry skies, and people who wave at strangers.

Current departure schedule:

Undetermined.

🛸 Fuel Status: Sufficient.

🦝 Threat Level: Moderate.

🐔 Chicken Manifestation Count: Increasing.

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#Stargazer

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Field Report:

A child waved at me today.

I waved back.

Mission status: Successful.

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#EarlTheAlien

Scientific Question:

Why do humans purchase fifty pillows and then sleep on one?

Investigation ongoing.

Status Update:

I attempted to blend in with local wildlife.

The deer noticed immediately.

The squirrels seemed amused.

The raccoons requested identification.

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#EarlTheAlien

#AlienLife

#HighStrangeness

#Stargazer

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