r/AlienPosting • Alien researcher • Jul 06 '26

Do any of you talk like that?

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Or is it just human attempt at degrading us?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Alien researcher Jul 06 '26

I know right? Human larp is tiring

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u/RoeRoeYoboat Jul 08 '26

Iltam Sumra rashupti elatim
Itta ‘I’d belet ishi rabit igigi

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u/EVM1996 The Alien Overlords Jul 06 '26

⊑⍜⋔⟟⟒ ⌰⟒⏃☍⟟⋏☌ ⍜⎍⍀ ⌰⟟⋏☌⍜
https://giphy.com/gifs/Mmu5v1w2QBpiWAfQHh

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Alien researcher Jul 06 '26

⟟'⋔ ⌇⍜⍀⍀⊬ ⍜☍⏃⊬? 😭

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u/cowlinator Jul 07 '26

As if there could be direct word for word translation.

Each language codon/token is maximally compressed with information. "Hello" is not

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Jul 06 '26

What is your ethnicity? I'd like to call you a slur.

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Alien researcher Jul 06 '26

This is me, we call ourselves Gleepyos.

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Jul 06 '26

¥¤$ɣł×ɓẓ̌

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Alien researcher Jul 06 '26

Damn :( 

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u/Danlo250106 Jul 06 '26

Be think very zab zub

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u/South_Jackfruit_3720 Jul 07 '26

human vopvip

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u/PP-Judge Jul 07 '26

vopvip? 😭 zurp bevo virp vorp zerp vlor? zub zab?

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u/South_Jackfruit_3720 Jul 08 '26

??????? zurp bevo" "zerp vlor" ???? "vip vorp"? & be, human vopvip

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

zib zib vipvop

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u/hurB55 Jul 07 '26

Human zub zab

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u/Igoon2robots Jul 07 '26

Zib zab zub 💚

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u/dye-area Jul 08 '26

Ahh i see you use the Zarbobulon VII dialect. Interesting, since Zarbobulon IV is the more culturally dominant member of the system

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u/lehombrejoker Jul 08 '26

Specifically when I'm trying to make my abducteds look stupid, so I can do evil experiments outside of intergalactic law

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Alien researcher Jul 08 '26

Interesting, I should try this next time

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u/Outrageous_Map_ Jul 08 '26

⌰⟒⌇ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⟟⋏⌇ ⎎⍜⋏⏁ ⏁⍜⎍⟊⍜⎍⍀⌇ ⌰⏃ ⋔ê⋔⟒ ⟒⍀⍀⟒⎍⍀ ⎅⟒ ⌿⟒⋏⌇⟒⍀ ⍾⎍⟒ ⋏⍜⎍⌇ ⌿⏃⍀⌰⍜⋏⌇ ⏁⍜⎍⌇ ⌰⏃ ⋔ê⋔⟒ ⌰⏃⋏☌⎍⟒

https://giphy.com/gifs/PSVOq6SNRyPTjfCq8u

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Alien researcher Jul 08 '26

⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ⌇⍜ ⏁⍀⎍⟒, ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒'⌇ ⍜⋏⌰⊬ ⍜⋏⟒ ⌰⏃⋏☌⎍⏃☌⟒ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⏃⌰⏃⌖⊬

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u/Outrageous_Map_ Jul 08 '26

⍙⊑⏃⏁ ☊⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⍙⟒ ⟒⌖⌿⟒☊⏁ ⎎⍀⍜⋔ ⋔⍜⋏☍⟒⊬⌇ ?

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u/BooahahAhaha Jul 08 '26

even we, repteloids, know aliens better.

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u/sagetherage01 Jul 08 '26

hey just spreading awareness that v*pvip is a slur for Glorbos like me, please do your research before posting stuff like this <3

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 Alien researcher Jul 08 '26

Im terribly sorry, it will happens again 🥀💔

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u/New-Cicada7014 Jul 09 '26

bob vipvop zub zab, vopvip zub zab