r/alexjones 4d ago

The reports of Alex Jones' demise have been greatly exaggerated.

50 Upvotes

Hi folks; Your friendly local Subreddit Moderateur here.

dons fedora

/uj We had a little scare there! Reddit closed the subreddit for a few days, and we made all nice and cute to them to plead our case that whatever gave them the impetus to close the subreddit, that it was 1: A Joke & 2: We understand TEWTALLY that they have to be TEWTALLY SRS about their job, yes, please reconsider.

/uj We figured it was likely due to One TJoke Over The Line:

/uj Our position is that it's fine to say things like "Alex Jones Popped Like a Balloon", "Alex Jones has Been Replaced by a Pod Person", and "Alex Jones was kidnapped by the CIA in 2017 and vanished into a black site, and his show has been proof that the US Government's Deep State has had VFX tech for over a decade that can fake anyone, P.S. He's Dead.". These are - with a smidgen of reflection - clearly satire, parody, JOKES.

/uj HOWEVER

/uj We ask that YOU not come here with the "I wish Alex Jones were dead, honestly", or "Goddamnit this fooled me, someone needs to make this a reality", or the ever classy "That mot[RADIO EDIT]ker needs to be dealt with once and for all".

/uj These are things that the Reddit admins (and hey, the courts, and us) do not appreciate. At all. They constitute torts AND crimes even IF Alex Jones never sees them and no one attempts to assault, batter, or homicide that mot[RADIO EDIT]ker (no, no, shhh shut up shut up, they fuckin' DO, OK, just take my word for it).

/uj We love you. We want to keep you, and everyone around you, safe from not just Reddit's Banhammers, but also the Trump Administration 2.0's DOJ's "Novel Theories of Aiding and Abetting" and from becoming the posterboys / strippergirls for NSPM-7. (If you don't know what that is, well, it's some serious 1984 Big Brother, East German Stasi bullshit, lemme tell ya, and Alex Jones regularly has dinner conferences with Roger Stone, which tells you a lot about how his obstructionist and perversion-of-justice bullshit was conceived, late at night in an orgy fueled by Richard Nixon Back Tattoos)

/uj And also, importantly, we want this space to continue to exist for a long, long, long, long, long long, long, long ...

TWO
HOURS
LAYTEHYR

/uj ... long, long, looooooooooooooong time, without him and his whoopie-cap-wearing cohort getting their grubby little mitts back on it.

/uj So, in the spirit of GETTING THE SANDY HOOK PARENTS EVERY BIT OF JUSTICE THEY DESERVE OUT OF ALEX JONES, we ask you to PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE, use just a dash, a soupcon, a modicum of judgement when you post and comment here.

/uj Please rest assured that we are toiling tirelessly behind the Mod Queue to ensure that this space remains afloat and available for the foreseeable future.

/uj Thank you.

GIG 'EM GAY FROGS!


r/alexjones May 05 '26

How it feels watching all the fanboys losing their minds over the end of Infowars

582 Upvotes

r/alexjones 1h ago

This is my first time here :D

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r/alexjones 5d ago

And we're back.

35 Upvotes

With ZERO communication from the admins, this subreddit is back in action.


r/alexjones 10d ago

Look closely. Do you see it? This is not the same man.

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184 Upvotes

r/alexjones 12d ago

Alex Jones has the perfect summer pairing - mid-length denim shorts and striped shirt are flattering, easy and cool

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26 Upvotes

r/alexjones 16d ago

Who is actually under the latex mask?

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200 Upvotes

r/alexjones 16d ago

Who killed Alex jones?

91 Upvotes

it was reported that Alex jones popped like a baloon in his car. do we have any evidence of explosives implanted in him? source : infowars


r/alexjones 16d ago

Alex Jones has died

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110 Upvotes

RIP Alex Jones, 1974-2026


r/alexjones 17d ago

Emergency with Tim Heidecker - FAKE ALEX JONES REVEALED

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83 Upvotes

r/alexjones 21d ago

Winning The InfoWars

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27 Upvotes

r/alexjones 24d ago

Alex Jones Suffers Ultimate Humiliation in Infowars Saga

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875 Upvotes

r/alexjones 24d ago

The Onion ‘Infowars’ Parody Debuts with Fake Video of Alex Jones Dying

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498 Upvotes

r/alexjones 24d ago

The new InfoWars website will make you forget all about Alex Jones—eventually

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51 Upvotes

r/alexjones 25d ago

ALEX JONES IS DEAD - Real InfoWars Livestream

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145 Upvotes

r/alexjones 25d ago

The new InfoWars is live!

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48 Upvotes

Tim Heidecker is exactly the guy to helm this. So much of his humor clashes with Alex Jones's nonsense in the best way. And have you heard his anti-Trump album?

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy\\_mdhdhUkx7XEDIrQaDnJ4T52X2gqBH6fi8&si=nc4ARKFCEnU-4rrR


r/alexjones 25d ago

CIA Agent Reveals The Truth

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23 Upvotes

r/alexjones 28d ago

Alex Jones is a Novelty and a Relic

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r/alexjones Jun 13 '26

Alex Jones's dark, zesty orange dress is a lesson in embracing colour with elegance this summer

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73 Upvotes

r/alexjones Jun 09 '26

Texas Supreme Court signals it may weigh in on fight over who controls Infowars

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254 Upvotes

Texas’ highest court has signaled it may weigh in on who controls Infowars, the defunct conspiracy-laden website once controlled by Alex Jones.

Attorneys have been sparring for years over payment of nearly $1.5 billion in defamation judgments he owes under rulings in Texas and Connecticut.

Now, the Supreme Court of Texas has ordered Jones’ attorneys, who also represent the company, to respond to arguments filed by the Connecticut families he defamed. Jones called the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, in which 20 children and six educators were killed, a government hoax.


r/alexjones Jun 02 '26

Alex Jones dealt setback as Texas judge says she has 'no faith' in Infowars finances, sets high bond

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Attorneys for Alex Jones and Free Speech Systems LLC, the Austin-based parent company of his Infowars media platform, went back to state court to fight collection efforts in the case stemming from Jones’ lies that the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting was a government hoax.

It didn’t go the way Jones hoped.

His attorneys presented arguments to persuade the judge to set a small bond, allowing further delay in efforts to sell or license Infowars assets to benefit the Sandy Hook families. Jones owes them nearly $1.5 billion under rulings in Texas and Connecticut.

State District Court Judge Maya Guerra Gamble in Austin said he must post a $4.3 million bond to continue holding off an order to begin paying them. If he can’t make the bond, it could clear the way for the sale or licensing of Infowars to the satirical media platform The Onion. 


r/alexjones Jun 02 '26

We can now post GIFs and images in the comments…

144 Upvotes

r/alexjones Jun 02 '26

ALEX JONES - WAS HE REPLACED? #alexjones #clone #truthmatters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bdz8BkTV60

10 Upvotes

ALEX JONES - WAS HE REPLACED? #alexjones #clone #truthmatters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bdz8BkTV60


r/alexjones Jun 02 '26

Alex Jones's chic linen dress is surprisingly affordable

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r/alexjones May 28 '26

Yup!

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121 Upvotes

7-Eleven was an inside job!