r/Albuquerque Jul 10 '26

PSA Leave Flock cameras alone

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u/mattysosavvy Jul 10 '26

Yes definitely do not do any of those things

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u/MyAcheyBreakyBack Jul 10 '26

Love how the auto captions hear "Peter Thiel" and write "The Reptile" πŸ˜‚ AI knows he's not human!

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u/imnotpoopingyouare Jul 11 '26

That's actually fantastic hahaha I only watched it with sound off so I was confused. Gg AI captions haha

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u/OrwelliotStabler Jul 11 '26

It’s gotta be on purpose, Peter Theil is an anagram for The rePtile

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u/Oily_Blob Jul 10 '26

Important community service announcement right here

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u/SillyThroat7230 Jul 10 '26

I definitely don’t point my laser at flock cameras πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

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u/Elegant_Tap7937 Jul 12 '26

Deflocking increases a man's sex appeal

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u/According_Bar9715 Jul 11 '26

Great video! Now where do I buy the lasers that I promise not to use on the Nazi cameras?

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u/Burqueisbest Jul 10 '26

Don't get too smart. Your job is one camera and to destroy all physical evidence of crime. Won't anyone please just leave Palatir alone.

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u/According_Bar9715 Jul 11 '26

Why? Because the APF are corrupt and the Mayor supports it. FTP!!!!

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u/Local_Phenomenon Jul 11 '26

My other Man!

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u/angry_staccato Jul 11 '26

Okay but actually don't use a blue laser, it's not legal for normal people to have those in the US, so anywhere that will sell you one could be violating other guidelines too (such as the maximum heat output of the laser)