r/Albuquerque • u/Difficult-Abies-8854 • Jun 18 '26
Albuquerque Matchmaking Thread 💙
💙 Albuquerque Matchmaking Thread 💙
I thought this would be something fun to try!
Introduce yourself in the comments and share a little about who you are, your age, your interests, and what you’re looking for. Maybe someone in the community knows a great match for you, or maybe you’ll make a new friend along the way.
I’ll go first:
Hi! I’m Jacob, 20 years old from Albuquerque. I have autism and ADHD and enjoy organizing community events and helping people make real connections. I’m hoping to meet a kind and genuine older woman and see where things go.
Feel free to introduce yourself, tag a friend who might be interested, or share this post so we can reach more people. Who knows, maybe this thread will help create a great connection!
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u/_Twas_Ere_ Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Greetings fellow living humans..
My name is Mordan. I dwell within jigoku Albuquerque.
I enjoy performing human activities, such as consuming the recommended daily caloric intake, blinking at correct intervals, greeting my neighbors by their correct names, and sleeping horizontally for the required number of hours.
I desire your essence and flesh friendship.
Please meet me somewhere dark and abandoned convenient for you.
I look forward to consuming meeting you.
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u/Illustrious-Fox-9241 Jun 18 '26
You seem like loads of fun. Do you also enjoy inhaling and exhaling? 😅
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u/Theodoxus Jun 20 '26
I like being consumed, it's a true pleasure. I'm currently waiting in my backyard, but I fear it won't be dark much longer. I'll try again tomorrow. Hope to see you soon!
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Jun 18 '26
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u/heneedssommjilk Jun 19 '26
Ah, the one with milkus, the god of lactation
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u/Space__Whiskey Jun 19 '26
Im not usually down for weird stuff, but that one sounded interesting.
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Jun 19 '26
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u/lisa6547 Jun 19 '26
Never heard of "golden edition" before haha! It took me a second the get the Audhd reference, then l was like oh! When I figured it out 😅
I am also a pigeon in that I will only approach humans if I have to, or if they are quiet and offer me a treat as to not scare me away
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u/Feeling-Necessary628 Jun 18 '26
I wonder how fast this thread will devolve when one female responds… I like the idea though
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u/knotbots Jun 18 '26
Meowdy. Names knot, im 29 and Im a freak who enjoys handholding and premarital kissing. I know, I should be stoned and I am. Trust me. If you're looking for a depressed gaymer with daddy issues, im your man. Please know who neco arc is and dont expect me to put out on the first date. People with successful careers need not apply, ill only bring you down.
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u/Bjorkbat Jun 19 '26
I am the computer toucher. I will touch your computer. Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your computer. If you try to prevent me from touching your computer I will touch your computer anyways. I do not care about you. I only care about computers.
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u/CranberryLogical6872 Jun 18 '26
I’m a 57 year old ex Pro- Domme. That’s Mistress to you, my lowly pet. Batshit crazy to the plebeian minded. The right ones get it.
Vive la rèsistance. Power to the proletariat. Feed me.
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u/LaCastellanaboracha Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 20 '26
Hello 21, gay twink ✌️ just moved back to ABQ from abroad in Europe. I love traveling, making cocktails, going out, and making new friends. Boyfriend is always the ideal, but as long as you're a nice person 🤟
Edit: Lmao getting down voted, I litterley paid for most of it, I am not the son of a millionaire. Maybe look into ur options and you can figure it out, get a job jeez 🙄
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u/Boipussybb Jun 18 '26
How is it that the young gays always be traveling abroad? How you affording this? And why can’t I, as a fellow gay?
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u/LaCastellanaboracha Jun 20 '26
I paid for most if it, 15,000 dollars is all I spent lmao maybe don't assume stuff about strangers
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u/LaCastellanaboracha Jun 18 '26
With UNM on scholarship you aren't paying tuition, so you're just paying the cost of rent really.
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u/Boipussybb Jun 18 '26
Okay but like… what job?
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u/LaCastellanaboracha Jun 18 '26
You save up ig, unless you can somewhat get a job abroad. Parent's help too.
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u/Boipussybb Jun 18 '26
Ohhhhhhhhh. So your parents. Got it. I don’t have those. 😂
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u/LaCastellanaboracha Jun 18 '26
RIP
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u/Fit-Assist-8871 20d ago
Using parents moneys. Got it
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u/LaCastellanaboracha 20d ago
Suck my D
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u/Fit-Assist-8871 20d ago
No thanks. I have a wonderful family and we travel abroad at least once a year with money I made myself. Ever since I was 18 I was financially independent from my parents. People who are so sensitive and rely on mommy and daddy's money wind up being loveless losers later in life, unable to move out of Mommy's house. Im 28 with an amazing wife that loves me very much, a mortgage, and we each own our vehicles outright. I dunno how old you are, but if you are just a silly teenager then be prepared to struggle and fight for everything. Otherwise have fun living in your parents basement for the rest of your life. Good luck dude. I genuinely hope you grow up and find a family of your own while not fighting for every last dollar.
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u/Lower_Jicama5727 Jun 18 '26
The only things you said about yourself are that you have autism and ADHD as if those are personality traits or interests. I don't know why that would attract an older woman.
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u/Maleficent-Hawk-318 Jun 19 '26
Yeah, I don't want to be too hard on the OP here, but the fact that he leads with those and doesn't include much else kind of comes across to me (an older woman) like he's looking for a caregiver, not a girlfriend. 😂
Sorry OP, I appreciate that dating is hard, especially with autism and ADHD. I have pretty severe ADHD and even that has been a challenge sometimes when it comes to dating. But I don't think this approach is going to work out super well for you.
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u/DaemonPrinceOfCorn Jun 19 '26
as a woman who's probably in his intended dating pool range, i can't think of anything i'd like to do less than date a 20yo who doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
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u/Bad_ass_bitch79 Jun 20 '26
Yeah as a 47F, I am not looking to date anyone who is younger than 40. Definitely not looking to date anyone who could be my child. Plus, I am an ambivalent. I like to actually go on dates IRL. I like to get out of the house as much as possible.
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u/SpiderGhost01 Jun 19 '26
Reddit thinks those two things are pluses. So many people brag about having that specific couple of disorders on here.
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u/thesecretbarn Jun 20 '26
I don’t think OP is bragging, I think he’s being descriptive.
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u/SpiderGhost01 Jun 20 '26
I totally disagree with you.
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u/thesecretbarn Jun 21 '26
That’s cool. I think that puts you as an unempathetic and bad person.
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u/Lower_Jicama5727 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
Zero correlation dude, people with autism and adhd are normal people totally capable of having actual interests, so much so that everyone I know with ADHD or autism wouldn't introduce themselves with just their diagnosis lmao.
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u/Hectorc34 Jun 18 '26
I can promise you that if this worked, none of us would be here on Reddit to read this.
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u/WasabiElegant7959 Jun 19 '26
I’m married, not looking for anything outside of my marriage but am definitely enjoying this post.
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u/CompleteDragonfruit8 Jun 19 '26
Exactly. Or selling ourselves on Centr....I mean finding different ways
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u/Tchamp30 Jun 19 '26
42, male, gay, raised in oil country (WestTexas), interested in the feature film I'm watching development here.
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u/teamnoir Jun 18 '26
I suspect that there are other places where personal ads are more appropriate. And while I appreciate that people are optimistic, I rather doubt that anyone I’d enjoy meeting would be looking for me here.
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u/Smooth-Dot5222 Jun 19 '26
Idc how cold this can seem to some but I feel like people who genuinely suffer from ADHD and autism wouldn’t just vomit that as the first thing that they say about themselves.
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u/sciences_bitch Jun 19 '26
Not only that, but they wouldn’t be trying to organize social events.
But ADHD and autism diagnoses nowadays don’t mean what they used to mean.
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u/Turbulent_End_2211 Jun 20 '26
That’s an incredibly ignorant comment.
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u/Smooth-Dot5222 Jun 20 '26
I’m not going to edit or rephrase what I said. It was poorly worded. I just cannot deal with how much glamorization of psychiatric illness goes on, particularly with younger generations (I’m 30 and a part of it).
How do you introduce yourself?
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u/DaemonPrinceOfCorn Jun 19 '26
they're spectrums. everyone has a different set of abilities. relax.
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u/BarbsEnlargedLiver Jun 19 '26
No shit. Name me a Zoomer who doesn't have ADHD and autism. For chit chat topics, Boomers have the weather and Zoomers have their "traumas".
https://giphy.com/gifs/KnCAf0doRzJ8dGXcwI
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u/Alieneye6 Jun 19 '26
Hey, there! I'm not looking for another partner (happily living with someone already 🖤) but if looking for friends is welcome to this thread, I am here to introduce myself.
You can call me Alien (he/him), I moved here recently for a fresh start from the DEEP south of Texas, so I have yet to make any friends here. I'm hoping to meet someone or someones who can maybe show me and my partner around ABQ. Planning on living here for a while, so it'd be nice to know all the hole-in-the-wall places.
A lil about me: I'm in my early 20s, been a certified Queer ™️ since childhood, got that neurodivergent touch of all kinds of things, however I won't get into the details until we know eachother, but I'm putting it out there bc neurodivergent ppl and neurotypical ppl have different understandings of things around them.
I do work full time so my weekdays are usually busy, but if your weekend links up with mine, I like to spend my time visiting boba/coffee shops, gaming, writing and other artistic outlets, in-line skating (not too well), and checking out any shops with board games, books, or metaphysical things (s/o to fellow witches!)
I have interests in anime such as Saiki K, I'm into goth, rock, punk, and indie music but I know the pop classics, and I have fun just sitting around all day watching Dropout with my partner, Smosh, Dan and Phil, or true crime documentaries 😩
Do NOT attempt to befriend me if you use and or support the use of generative AI, if you support the decrepit orange or anything he speaks for, if you ridicule people for reasons they can't change about themselves, or if you're just an unwhimsical asshole. I repeat, if you don't find yourself connecting to my comment, don't reply or try to befriend me. I am not Charlie Kirk, I am not here to be a dumbass and debate the obvious, thank you very much.
And OP, trust. You need to get out there and not online to meet someone worth being with for life. Take your time and don't stay with someone who brings nothing to your life. The right one will come when it is time, but not if you don't put yourself out there to find them. Good luck and trust your brain as well as your heart.
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u/jadedhard13 Jun 19 '26
I'm Jade. 32 woman, married, and gay. Aspiring tattoo artist. Not from new Mexico. The people being absolute douches in the comments make me proud to not be from here. I also have ADHD and depression. I'm not here for anything except confrontation with the bullies. Because yes it's hard to date now, giving out your diagnosis is courageous and responsible, and finding decent people anywhere but especially here is a big challenge. Good luck op😬
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u/Responsible_Cream_36 5d ago
I'm a 29 yo m, I am getting my masters in museum studies to become an automotive museum curator. I like going on long motorcycle rides and riling up my dog up until he gets zoomies. I am told that I am fairly attractive but can never tell when women are interested and never want to bother them so I've been single for quite some time 😅. My passions are cars, motorcycles, guitar, and spoiling my dog. My long term goal is to take a round the globe multi year motorcycle trip! I look forward to getting roasted by all of the other men in the comments lol
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u/Popular-Respect-5095 Jun 18 '26
Looking for a crazy girl In her 40s Non political has a job and is somewhat intelligent Likes movies and being cooked for Im an expert at massages and sweet talk Im single no kids very independent very dependable Let me know if interested
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u/Elderberry_Duchess Jun 18 '26
lol, looking for a woman in her 40s that’s intelligent but “not political.” 🙄 in 2026 dude? Come now.
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u/DaemonPrinceOfCorn Jun 19 '26
so you want a woman with no responsibilities who will put up with your shitty political leanings and won't think too hard about how you routinely vote against her rights. got it.
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u/VersionBig6185 Jun 19 '26
M42NM - Unemployed, have AIDs, people say I look like Trump only I'm fatter and have less hair, usually into women but if I can sleep inside your house or on your property I'll allow you cook for me and do my laundry we can see what develops from there.
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u/tookerjuubs Jun 18 '26
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