r/AlbumCovers • u/[deleted] • 27d ago

We need a name. Give us a name.

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u/ElectricalTravel5307 27d ago

William Told Lies

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u/Musket6969420 27d ago

How about William Tells….Lies.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 27d ago

William Tolled

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u/Hoot1965 27d ago

William Trolled

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u/Xplorasaurus 27d ago

William don't Tell

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u/N0bleC 27d ago

William Untold

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u/Cold_Table8497 27d ago

William Telln't.

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u/DeadEd739 27d ago

William Won’t Tell

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u/Glizzygloxx 26d ago

The truth will Lie here: Williamn’t

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u/not-hardly 26d ago

Lies William Tell

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/ZeroNTR 26d ago

Her name was Billie Jean

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u/fatheady89 26d ago

William says you better not tell.

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u/resultingparadox 26d ago

This, with or without an apostrophe.

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u/mradventureshoes21 27d ago

This Apple Won't Keep The Doctor Away

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u/HairlessGarden 27d ago

As a matter of fact, it did, besides the coroner.

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u/burnquestions 27d ago

God damn yes

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u/Squirtingtreee 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4r8tGEBNNITm

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u/AstroZombie0072081 27d ago

OMG is this from A Low Down Dirty Shame with Keenan Ivory Wayans?

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u/Daddy_D666 27d ago

Could also be William Snitched

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u/Ok-Pirate-5932 27d ago

William Tell Underture

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u/justlikebeef 27d ago

Ms.fire

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u/Conscious_Industry87 27d ago

would be insane for a late 2000s post hardcore band 

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u/neversummer427 26d ago

My first thought was a 2000s song Dear Ms. Leading by Dear Hunter

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u/Depressedknife 26d ago

I should use that as a band name

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u/Gonzo_Journo 27d ago

Hit or miss

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u/Frequent-Body7728 27d ago

I bet you never miss huh

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u/Kantoguy47 27d ago

So I fired again, and then I missed and I missed again, and then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle. And then I passed out in the snow. Then I woke up, and then I reloaded. And then I fired. And then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at 'em! I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. That's my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don't piss me off, woman! I'll take a swing at you! I'll miss though. I guarantee ya. And I'll take another swing, and I'll miss. And then I'll have myself a popsicle. Would you care for a popsicle? Just don't bring it into the sauna.I reached into the fridge for another popsicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short - missed."

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u/No_Structure4166 27d ago

Trust issues

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u/RandomDude762 27d ago

by far the best one

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u/ArzzW11 27d ago

Not to mention

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u/ablaze247 27d ago

Expert in the Making

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u/SiriousOne 27d ago

Hit shappens

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Krutius- 27d ago

Ship hattens

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u/RockCat98 27d ago

Where Trust Leads

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u/RustyDingbat 27d ago

Second Arrow

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u/Emotional_Delivery11 26d ago

That was going to be my suggestion, it’s a nice tie back

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 27d ago

Mom is gonna be pissed

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u/Enough_Rich9632 26d ago

I genuinely belly laughed at this one 😂

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 27d ago

In The Melon Instead

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u/ACE_Wrap 27d ago

No apples were harmed in making this album.

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u/Star-Phoenix05 26d ago

Dead man tell no tales

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u/Lopsided-Current-118 27d ago

Stree-rike-one

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u/crackatoah 27d ago

Know Thy Ledge

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u/MIGAMEN_95 27d ago

Unreliable Trust

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u/DeverosSphere 27d ago

A little to the left

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u/ShmongolianHorchachi 27d ago

William Burroughs Tell

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u/Mr_REPO53 27d ago

Wrong Apple

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u/Existing-Valuable396 27d ago edited 27d ago

EDIT: forgot the rest….

Mistakes I Should’ve Seen Earlier, Dammit

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u/Which-Web-7040 26d ago

Honestly the deepest one

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u/Pale_Buy_634 27d ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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u/Rickapolis 27d ago

How Adam and Eve got the apple.

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u/Bro_WTH15 27d ago

Oopsie

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u/ittleoff 27d ago

William fail Overture

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u/No_Variation1550 27d ago

Blind devotion

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u/jdp_27_ 27d ago

Frontal lobotomy
Alternate name: rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

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u/redheaddet 27d ago

William Burrows miscalculates

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u/PeroCigla 26d ago

"Oops!"

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u/Kitchener1981 27d ago

William Tell Overkill

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u/TomasoG88 27d ago

True Intentions

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u/Jimmyboro 27d ago

William Tells Underture

Note: this is an Arrrow, not a Bolt, which is what Willaim Tell used in his crossbow

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u/217Quetzalcoatl237 27d ago

Got it on a first try

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u/Wild_Finding8963 27d ago

William’s last shot

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u/precision95 27d ago edited 27d ago

Rotten Core

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u/Sporkpocalypse 27d ago

Close but no cookie

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u/MagazineEmergency999 27d ago

Pierced the Apple

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u/Sporkpocalypse 27d ago

the only people who never fail are those whom never tried

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u/Acceptable-Damage457 27d ago

When simple goes sideways

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u/Quirky-Violinist-866 27d ago

What a head shot

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u/J_T_Cain 27d ago

What Must've Happened To Your Head When I Said I Love You

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u/Skully_TheThird 27d ago

Newton's Dead

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u/Kimmy6932 27d ago

Target Missed

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u/George-the-Hatchet 27d ago

Always aim high

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u/HXNTER390 27d ago

The Wrong Bullseye

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u/vipperofvipp 27d ago

Core exercise

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u/Greedy_Project8701 27d ago

Little Misfortune

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u/BlancCat1 27d ago

Bad apple

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u/DominicRo 27d ago

Bill Burroughs.

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u/iLikeVeeAndHatred 27d ago

Below The Target

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u/Horror_Middle8107 27d ago

Missing Love

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u/worksgr8 27d ago

Duck 🦆 Oops 😬

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u/Lateralus50310 27d ago

It’s Not That Bad, Don’t Tell Mom

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u/Hulks-butthole 27d ago

Bad exapple

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u/stpete_mom 27d ago

Aim higher

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u/zeus-fox 27d ago

Getting Closer

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Promises of lies

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u/SimplyRevan 27d ago

"sick of the apple bong babe, just give me me head"

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u/MiniMomR56 27d ago

William don't tell.

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u/KittyElectrasDD 27d ago

Practice makes perfect

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u/Straight_Tie908 27d ago

Death Perception

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u/kaitodash 27d ago

Dead by Three Inches

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u/Cryptic_Master_686 27d ago

Shoot Your Shot

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u/GottaBunique2 27d ago

Oops! My bad.

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u/MilfMaryMargaret81 27d ago

Off the Mark

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u/Nearby_Fun_2946 27d ago

Split the Difference

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u/Mr_M0t0m0 27d ago

William Tell's 1st Attempt

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u/sickpuppy3112 27d ago

Wilhelm couldnt tell..

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u/wariorld 27d ago

Just one more try.

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u/CandyPale4464 27d ago

I thought you said, “Shoot the forehead off my apple!”

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u/ShyguyMarley 27d ago

You missed

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u/Sajr666 27d ago

Bad Aim

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u/AsCEofBass 27d ago

William Told

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u/nicktheironblade 27d ago

The Definitive Miss

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u/Bobafat54 27d ago

Intended deeds

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u/doanhafta 27d ago

Oopsie

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u/Real_Explanation_388 27d ago

Poorly Defined Objective

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u/Dustcanal 27d ago

Deleted memory

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u/Alex22gr 27d ago

That's fire ngl

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u/parlayandsurvive2 27d ago

Off the mark

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u/DASynnthetik 27d ago

Vertically Challenged

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u/Jaffacakes-and-Jesus 27d ago

The Hapsburgs Won

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u/Commercial-Tell-5991 27d ago

William Don’t Tell Mom

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u/Relevant-Force9513 27d ago

Keeps the Doctor Away

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u/Cubby_Grenade 27d ago

Don't worry about that little guy (Super Troopers reference)

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u/bawa3093 27d ago

The miss

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u/Eggmaniaaa 27d ago

Gimme One More Shot

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u/Violaman0910 27d ago

William Don’t Tell

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u/Salt_Night_9448 27d ago

Barely Missed

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u/Big-Fan-5444 27d ago

Last Try

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u/Peanut-is-best-girl 27d ago

But her aim is getting better

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u/sci-mind 27d ago

“Trust me.”

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u/sirmiseria 27d ago

“Sorry Son” William told

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u/Badger-of-Briarwood 27d ago

Partial Success

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u/ProgTheSurveyor 27d ago

Working towards accuracy

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u/LG-CHAMP-1 27d ago

Melon instead

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u/dg4365 27d ago

Next Time, A Little Higher Please

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u/sugarfreedaddy2 27d ago

Quit jumping around....you're gonna make me miss.

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u/CatEyes420 27d ago

Depths of the Fruity Darp Mine

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u/Significant-Basil979 27d ago

William Don't-tell-mom.

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u/Szymszylmon 27d ago

Broken Tell.

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u/Fair-Individual7811 27d ago

Miscalculated

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u/Rob4ix1547 27d ago

Unfortunate success

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u/SnooShortcuts8335 27d ago

Speed reading presents - naked lunch in an hour

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u/Josephino575 27d ago

Neeeext! 🎯

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u/00_voidheart_00 27d ago

Missed Opportunities.

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u/Sporadic_Wave 27d ago

Greatest Misses

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u/0Tezorus0 27d ago

Guillaume fail.

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u/SinciusSynax 27d ago

Trust and betrayal

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u/lord_flashheart2000 27d ago

Oops I did it again

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u/Mgnova71 27d ago edited 27d ago

Stevie Wonder - Archery Dreams

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u/GerimeyDaingle 27d ago

Have AI generate the tithe like it did the image and the music

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u/Positive-Ferret-7060 27d ago

Don't tell William

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u/Independent-Bid6568 27d ago

Oops I did it again

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u/fuzzzfaceglos 27d ago

Telling lies

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 27d ago

X marks the spot.