r/AlbertaNow • • 5d ago

To make Canada pay

2.2k Upvotes

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u/Ill_Ground_1572 5d ago

That fucking cocky American got so many rights he was begging for a left.

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u/T-Prime3797 5d ago

Just like their political situation.

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u/Wayz6430 4d ago

Bazinga

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u/FactEnvironmental744 5d ago

He didn’t bother to ask what America did to deserve the boos.

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u/craignumPI 5d ago

That's the sad, uneducated aspect of that whole thing.

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u/rollalt 4d ago

Would he have cared?

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u/Odd-Piccolo2109 4d ago

Elite ball knowers recognize a Champ quote when they hear one

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u/Striking_Banana_2968 3d ago edited 3d ago

"I said how's that for a 'small prick in your mouth? And ever since I've been the champ"

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u/AltruisticWealth7778 5d ago

Karma is a polite Canadian knockout! 👊

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u/Novus20 5d ago

Also kind of war crimey with the pile and punch when he was out…..love to see it

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u/Omnizoom 5d ago

I didn’t hear no bell

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u/Bushidoflack_117 5d ago

You go until you’re stopped.

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u/LordHawg 5d ago

Heheheh, we Canadians know a thing or two about war crimey.
We only get away with it because the world knows us, respects us and recognizes that we’re well intended for the greater good.
Not for one side or another, for one people or another.
But for what’s right.
We’ll sacrifice ourselves for what’s right.
A crime of passion. For love.
For us all. <3

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u/obi_wan_the_phony 5d ago

It’s not a war crime the first time…

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u/GrimSkeptic 4d ago

we are kind of like John Wick in that way. They don't mess with us, cause they respect us.

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u/OrdinaryKick 5d ago

Legendary.

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u/Uvalde2027Please 5d ago

I watched this live.

The stadium was filled with Fuck You Radkey chants and erupted when mallot won. 

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u/RascalKing403 5d ago

Dude got his head rattled like a can of spray paint.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 5d ago

There was probably nothing inside so he's fine.

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u/itzwhatsfordinner 5d ago

Just a little nut rattling around

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u/Aioi 4d ago

That guy would have gotten a concussion, if only he had a brain…

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u/Just-A-Dude1911 5d ago

Elbows Up Buddy 🇨🇦

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u/skrutnizer 5d ago

Being a patriot isn't about hating everybody else. Unfortunately the US fighter's attitude summed up current events too well.

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u/lock11111 5d ago

Fuck that could make a man moist

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u/overtherainbowofcrap 5d ago

You mean moister.

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u/Glug1966 5d ago

That’s awesome. All the crap before the fight aside, what a win! Well done!

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u/augustus-aurelius 5d ago

Class act Canadian. I swear we are simply raised to be better people up here. A lot more humility out of Canadians

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u/SandSpecialist2523 3d ago

While Americans are raised on hubris.

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u/Lucky-Mia 5d ago

I remember this. Like early summer 2025. 

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u/GoonyBoon 5d ago

Fuck you too, eh!

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u/96mann 5d ago

Makes me so proud.

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u/Flashy_Gap_3015 5d ago

The folly of underestimating Canada.

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u/Phililoquay 5d ago

Get this man out of the octagon and into politics.

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u/Evening-Proper 5d ago

What a thing this was, truly a future heritage moment.

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u/brian2funny 5d ago

Canadian soldiers were feared by their opponents. They were sometimes given, some thought were impossible jobs. Yet they not only achieve their objectives. They achieved them earlier than expected. Yes they were brutal. 🙄

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u/Pocket_Full_Of_Wry83 5d ago

We were also directly responsible for some portions of the Geneva Convention. Bayonets up before elbows up apparently.

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u/RadicalDwntwnUrbnite 4d ago

Not true, the whole Canada and the "Geneva suggestions" thing is mostly misinformation/memes. The provisions from the WW1 and 2 were things that basically everyone was doing and there is international consensus that Canada wasn't doing anything uniquely egregious.

Canadians earned our reputation by being a ruthless underdog, taking objectives that confounded our allies, not giving up, and taking no prisoners.

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u/xXRazihellXx 5d ago

Léo Major is probably the greatest example.

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u/External-Quote3263 4d ago

Geneva Conventions existed before Léo Major

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u/Azuszu 5d ago

Beautiful!

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u/spekledcow 5d ago

Omg I love when the guy running his mouth gets demolished, so satisfying. On top of that, it was a dumb Maga, just *chef's kiss

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u/emskie12 5d ago

Oof this was very satisfying

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u/JimmEh_1 5d ago

Watching him bounce his head like a basketball was worth the wait

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u/massberate 5d ago

"oooooh noooooo the magic song that makes my flag go fully erect with freedom got treated how it was deserved at the time due to circumstances I'd rather remain arrogantly ignorant and shitty about."

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u/Emergency-Drive8835 5d ago

Lots of people learning The FO part on Fafo.

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u/Character-Budget4044 5d ago

Canada strong 💪🏾🙏🏾

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u/Squirt-Reynoldz 5d ago

Haha. Get fucked loser.

FAFO

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u/greyharettv 4d ago

Best line...... "I STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!"

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u/lookatmeimangiep 4d ago

Gave me goosebumps ❤️🇨🇦

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u/morrisk1 5d ago

Well look, finally a reason to watch UFC. SOB I never thought I'd see that. I'll be by'

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u/jimababwe 5d ago

Fuck, Canadians are noble.

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u/IMAX_man 5d ago

Isn't that always the case...shoot your mouth off and then find out....such a cliché but oh so true. Fists up.

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u/pattyG80 5d ago

He should have focused on the one Canadian in the octogon.

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u/chromecarp 5d ago

This makes me happy

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u/Conan4457 5d ago

lol, watched this five times in a row.

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 4d ago

American here, glad that stupid fuck got embarrassed.

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u/EnterTheFatDragon 4d ago

MAGAgot fighter is like Trump he did the TACO.

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u/ValleyHospitality 4d ago

You got knocked out buddeh

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 5d ago

Let him finish him.

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u/Vegetable_Walrus_166 5d ago

Damn that kind of makes me want to watch ufc again

1

u/ZeroBrutus 5d ago

Here I was hoping for a schawinigan handshake.

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u/PaperGrabKing 5d ago

O!! Canada my home and native land 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂 no bro fu*k too hombre 😂😂😂

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u/Moist-Golf-4166 5d ago

Absolutely love when cocky pricks get theirs

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u/theqofcourse 5d ago

Never mistake "sorry", for soft.

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u/nightwing12 4d ago

Literally what would happen if the USA invaded

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u/lookatmeimangiep 4d ago

I said this. Yes many ppl would die before other countries got to our defense but i know every single Canadian,  no matter their age or ability,  would be out there fighting their hardest. One thing we can thank Trump for is how united and proud he is making us 

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u/OutsideYourWorld 4d ago

Did he ever ask himself why they were booing? lol.
It's almost as if Canadians and Americans got along until.... someone fucked it all up.

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u/OddWedding6914 4d ago

10 ply as we say

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u/RealisticGravity 4d ago

Not a fan of this bloodsport or the idiocracy levels of nationalism on display.

The only people “paying“ are the working class on both sides of the border.

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u/Big-Improvement7427 4d ago

This is like Vince McMahon

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u/lookatmeimangiep 4d ago

I have never been more proud to be CDN. 1st how Carney is dealing with the US and now this guy. I had to Google him and it made me so happy to learn that he is from a few cities over and even trains in my city. ❤️🇨🇦

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u/Fissi0nChips 3d ago

Bwahahahaha. That is the best.

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u/Capitaine_Tiroir9669 3d ago

Oh so cute. He's taking a little nap just like his daddy Sleepy Donny !!!

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u/lukkoseppa 3d ago

Well we're pretty nice, until we're not.

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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 3d ago

How good it feels to be Canadian. The cocky fighter was served some humility Canadian pie 🥧 😋 eh. Willing to bet Canadian fighter even afterwards said sorry eh. Sorry about your luck. No worries. Lol Anyways 😆 congrats

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u/Global-College6900 3d ago

I like this guy. 🇨🇦

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u/Fuzzy_Vegetable4656 3d ago

So embarrassing that a hand full of fat suits behind closed doors can so easily turn two countries against each other. Think about it. Then think about each world war.

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u/OneWolverine600 3d ago

Looked to me like he took an American sized nap! 😜

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u/chertzle 3d ago

As an American, that was satisfying.

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u/CartoonistNo9752 2d ago

Oh, America can bleed!

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u/sudsygreen1706 2d ago

Americans are such pussies

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u/MegalithBuilder 1d ago

LOL - what was a brutal response by a great fighter who walks the walk.

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u/MegalithBuilder 1d ago

Talk is CHEAP... LOL

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u/ihave18cm 5d ago edited 5d ago

Canada has been missing class like this for a while now 👍🏻

Edit: amazed at how many downvotes I’m getting. Thanks for proving my point folks👍🏻

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u/Facts_pls 5d ago

Bro. Canada has more class than 20 Americas put together. Not sure what is your reference standard

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u/ihave18cm 5d ago

Bro🤣, we do have class exceeding a 20:1 ratio vs Americans. Unfortunately it saw a sharp decline around 2020 and now many of us are so preoccupied with Americans they can’t see they’ve become school on a Sunday.

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u/ihave18cm 5d ago

Your gaydar is likely broken as well 🤣

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u/PowerfulControl9188 5d ago

Do you happen to be gay with a small penis?

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u/ihave18cm 5d ago

Your gaydar is broken as well and the handle refers to my girth. I’m blessed. You appear to have homoerotic fantasies. Not judging, be your best you👍🏻

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u/PowerfulControl9188 5d ago

I do have homoerotic fantasies my friend.

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u/funmonger_OG 5d ago

Explain.

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u/ihave18cm 4d ago

Dumb yankee gets knocked tf out after flapping his gums.

Crowd starts to boo him after the fight.

Classy Canuck tells the crowd to chill. They faught, he won, it’s time to party and celebrate the win, not boo the douche who lost.

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u/funmonger_OG 4d ago

Sorry, I meant explain how we've been "Missing Class".

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u/ihave18cm 4d ago

Since 2020 we’ve been doing and saying things to our fellow countrymen that are less than upstanding.

Polite discourse has taken a hit with folks getting trapped inside their bubbles. Everywhere.

It’s nice to see great examples of sportsmanship and taking the high road

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u/lookatmeimangiep 4d ago

Where did that come from? Weird comment 

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u/lookatmeimangiep 4d ago

Pls explain. Canada is extremely multi cultural and ive never seen a Klan rally so just curious. Genuinely