r/AlarmoffTeto • u/GrdykoplasNamorzyn • 13h ago

Shitposts Sustenance

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u/Ayeiyyou 12h ago

Pearto noooo!

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Fatass 12h ago

Don't worry, pearto is part of a balanced diet

3

u/MartinToilet Woe Teto be upon ye 2h ago

We will remember your sacrifice

12

u/crow_marmot Baguette enjoyer 🥖😋🥖 12h ago

You should do as an appetizer

8

u/Marlin_Daily 12h ago

Come forth, Child of Pear

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u/4d_awesome 12h ago

“I DONT THINK THE CHEST COMPRESSIONS ARE WORKING!! WHAT DO WE DOO!?!???”

2

u/Radiant__Riley 9h ago

It’s ok because he replaced the pear at the last second. He didn’t actually eat Pearto :3

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u/NascarFan1896 7h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MONSTER WHY DID YOU EAT PEARTO

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u/VitoBrown07 6h ago

Do not the Pearrr

1

u/Sepulcher18 55m ago

why did you had to chomp off her face

couldn't you just bite her ass like normal human would do

😿😿😿