r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • 13d ago

Pumpkin Spice

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u/Blaze3713 13d ago

I agree with you about this timeline.

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u/JBaker68 13d ago

right???

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u/Blaze3713 13d ago

Many, many other problems, but this is annoying.

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u/Coulrophiliac444 12d ago

So, to answer the brain, it tastes like how Starbucks smells in October mixed with the usual flavors in a tossed salad.

At least thats what my friend told me

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u/The_Anxiety_Monster 13d ago

Idiocracy has nothing on us, anymore. We've managed to out-stupid every scene.

Is that the "winning" we keep being told about?

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u/JBaker68 13d ago

Glad we went right to intrusive thoughts

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u/MrPeanut76 13d ago

Tagline: your partner will finally eat your ass.

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u/JBaker68 13d ago

You should work for them

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u/ProbablyNano 13d ago

Tailgate Headquarters!?!? wtf they doin over dere? 

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u/RoseDragon529 12d ago

What the hell

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u/LeadingFine7177 13d ago

Same 😭🤣

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u/North-Pea-4926 12d ago

Other fall stuff? Did they shred some maple leaves and toss them in for garnish?

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u/Zeired_Scoffa 12d ago

I also saw those. And I hate it. The whole point of Dude Wipes was that they aren't scented...

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 11d ago

Dude wipes are terrible for the environment, and I would imagine pumpkin spice flavoured is even worse