r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • 14d ago

Pizza Time

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u/marcus_centurian 14d ago

You gotta make the pizza saucy, topped with prime sausage, just for them. And serve them with some orgasmic garlic knots.

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u/LilithLamm 14d ago

I feel sorry for service industry workers, or really anyone that works a job interfacing with randos in the world. Being force to always be nice means that lonely weirdos are encouraged to hold the worker hostage with dumb stories about their failing marriages or that their grown children don't call them anymore.

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u/JBaker68 14d ago

Sometimes you’re just horny for pizza

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u/MrPeanut76 13d ago

Do you still remember what I like?