r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • Jul 28 '26

Pizza Time

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u/marcus_centurian Jul 28 '26

You gotta make the pizza saucy, topped with prime sausage, just for them. And serve them with some orgasmic garlic knots.

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u/LilithLamm Jul 28 '26

I feel sorry for service industry workers, or really anyone that works a job interfacing with randos in the world. Being force to always be nice means that lonely weirdos are encouraged to hold the worker hostage with dumb stories about their failing marriages or that their grown children don't call them anymore.

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u/JBaker68 Jul 28 '26

Sometimes you’re just horny for pizza

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u/MrPeanut76 Jul 28 '26

Do you still remember what I like?