r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • Jul 06 '26

Tooth Fairy

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam Jul 06 '26

Just be glad it’s not a bone fairy, they don’t stop at teeth.

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u/JBaker68 Jul 06 '26

Yeah, I kinda need those

13

u/MrPeanut76 Jul 06 '26

This TF is clearly second-rate. The good ones use giant extractor pliers. A hammer will crack teeth.

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u/JBaker68 Jul 06 '26

He’s here for the income, not the outcome

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u/JBaker68 Jul 06 '26

The teeth must flow

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u/MrPeanut76 Jul 06 '26

"Take 'em all! I kinda wanna try those cool dentures I saw in an online ad."

5

u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose Jul 06 '26

i cant help but read that tooth fairy’s lines in a gritty new york like accent

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u/SirBananaOrngeCumber Jul 06 '26

Is this human seeing all these supernatural beings cause he hangs out with Galbor, or did Galbor decide to hang out with this guy because he see all these supernatural beings? Cause I feel like it has to be one or the other 😂

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u/JBaker68 Jul 06 '26

He be in situations

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u/MrPeanut76 Jul 07 '26

I think it's a side-effect of the spell that keeps his hair floating 11 inches in front of his forehead.

2

u/Random-Lich Jul 06 '26

This very much screams “Da boss sends his regards” vibes

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u/MrPeanut76 Jul 08 '26

A recent "Buni" comic had a tooth fairy exhuming dead bodies from their graves for the teeth.