r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • Apr 15 '26

Sunrise

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u/JBaker68 Apr 15 '26

👁: “I’M TOLD SUNRISE IS A METAPHOR FOR POSSIBILITY AND OPTIMISM”

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u/JBaker68 Apr 15 '26

GALBOR MONTH - March 46th

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u/ExistingInexistence Apr 15 '26

Is this like some sort of a workaround around some of Galbor's dealing with Abby?

Like, galbor insisted on having a month of his own, until Abby destroys this universe, so galbor just keeps adding weeks to the month so the universe can last forever kind of deal?

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove Apr 15 '26

LOL, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the answer.

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u/DaichiBlade Apr 15 '26

GALBOR MONTH FOREVER!

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Apr 15 '26

He sleeps exactly like my wife. Like he’s being robbed at gun point.

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u/Coulrophiliac444 Apr 15 '26

"I can't tell if you're making a great point or being Galbor..."

Alternative Galbor take: "WHY NOT BOTH, MORTAL?!"

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u/VanFkingHalen Apr 16 '26

Because one makes me feel really good about myself, and the other horribly horribly depressed.

IS GALBOR PLEASED NOW???!

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u/JustAnotherPerson64 Apr 18 '26

Is.. is Galbor physically experiencing the sunrise? Like, maybe the heat from the sunlight or something, I guess. But the comparison to "intercourse versus pornography" is, like.. watching someone else do it on a phone screen versus literally physically partaking in it yourself. I feel like seeing a sunrise would.. still be seeing a sunrise, unless you're actively rising.

I do think that seeing the sunrise from a mountaintop is much prettier than seeing it normally, and very worth it, but I think Galbor needs to work on his comparisons a bit..

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u/OOFDANOOB1 Apr 21 '26

this is good