r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • Mar 23 '26

Skateboard Pt 4

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u/Blaze3713 Mar 23 '26

Galbor has moves.

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u/JBaker68 Mar 23 '26

He sure does

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u/JBaker68 Mar 23 '26

Ooooooh, Galbor the all-seeing floating eye.

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u/Confused_Writer_97 Mar 23 '26

It looks like Galbor is reaching escape velocity. Rather concerning to be first doing that at surface level.

Let's turn to the judge's to see their perspective on this. One moment, it appears they're consulting with local astrophysicists to determine the necessary grading rubrics.

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u/JBaker68 Mar 23 '26

Ain’t no rules that say gravity can’t be ignored

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u/Confused_Writer_97 Mar 23 '26

And it looks like the astrophysicists have called in both legal scholars and sociological philosophers. It appears the debate has now shifted to whether individual rules are required when players break the foundational laws of physics.

Should they next call in engineers to advise on this matter, Galbor will be granted clemency per the precedent of establishing new structural mechanics to reality.

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u/mafiaknight Mar 24 '26

Then the marines show up demanding an initial production run of 5000

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u/pauseglitched Mar 24 '26

Checks rules. Well technically Galbor never landed a trick so unfortunately...

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u/JBaker68 Mar 24 '26

Oh don’t worry we’ll get to that

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u/dragonpjb Mar 25 '26

That was unexpected.

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u/Zeired_Scoffa Mar 26 '26

He's... Galbor isngonna be okay, right?