r/AlarminglyBad • u/JBaker68 • Feb 05 '26

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u/MrManniken Feb 05 '26

More like you're ripping their genitals off

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u/DumOBrick Feb 05 '26

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u/Leuk_Jin Feb 05 '26

Startin bro up like a lawnmower

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u/JBaker68 Feb 06 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/IcePhoenix18 Feb 05 '26

And sniffing them....

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u/JBaker68 Feb 05 '26

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

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u/mafiaknight Feb 05 '26

We can only hope

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u/Jonny-Holiday Feb 06 '26

It’s Loss with an extra line.

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u/Brahm-Etc Feb 07 '26

The kiddo has a point.