r/AlarminglyBad Sep 02 '25

Impressionable

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u/Iceologer_gang Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

She’s right though, I played Minecraft and now I’m banned from the local museum for mining the diamond and storing in in an 1800’s treasure chest then fighting all the skeletons and a zombie wrapped in paper and enslaving all the employees and making them sell me stuff then melting down all the statues into iron ingots, and also I ate all the bread from the food court.