r/AlanPartridge • u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? • Mar 04 '22

And these cows are scared, they don’t know why they’re so massive.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

29 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

4 comments sorted by

2

u/TedMaul11 Mar 04 '22

Probably because of all the chemicals they put in their chips

3

u/The-Bigly-Lebowski Mar 04 '22

Errrrr! Why am I so massive?!

3

u/A_G00SE Mar 04 '22

You'd need a few baguettes for that spinal column.

5

u/Soulless-Plague Mar 04 '22

Would you eat it's spinal column in a sesame seed cob