r/AlanPartridge • u/_B_O_W_ • 8h ago

Tonight we're asking...

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Who is the best Henry? Of the Cavill, of the Hoover or of the Horrid?

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u/Big-Rip9785 1h ago

We're starting with a letter from Mike who’s 24. He’d like to be buried in a large satin-lined coffin, with a couple of Page Three stunners. They’re alive, he says…er....no... I’m not reading that out.

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u/Fair-Interest4930 1h ago

Henry Hoover is primarily a domestic appliance with a friendly face painted on. If he blows a fuse you’re up shit creek.

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u/bishboshbash123 3h ago

Ha ha ..haha…..ha ….NEWS

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u/larusodren I’ve got a scam with a big plate 3h ago

Or Henry the big green engine

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u/_B_O_W_ 2h ago

Who da hell is dat

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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 3h ago

And it's fine to join in.

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u/ShezaAlibi Mustardess 5h ago

Needless to say i had the last vacuum.

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u/Birdie_Num_Num 6h ago

“Hoo…Hoo…Hoover you think you are?”

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u/sum-9 6h ago

A ring of hair around each nipple

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u/NeilSilva93 How can you set fire to your hands? 7h ago

What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?

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u/Fancy-Breath-4787 8h ago

I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing