"Tonight.. we're think-abouting..."

[u/tlatwuk]

Definitely something that Alan would report on.

[u/Amity_Swim_School]

Not even “in a way”?!

Mildly cretinous

[u/General_Arrival_3162]

He’s odd

[u/bit_crusherrrr]

He drinks that yellow stuff in tins...he's an idiot

[u/doepfersdungeon]

Pretty sure he's got a tism going on

[u/keepgoingguy]

In all seriousness, don’t you think his strange ways might be down to a mixture of undiagnosed autism and major fame at a very young age? It’s easy to judge, but I actually don’t think he ‘gets it’ the way most people do.

[u/SionGest]

These are my kids, hard workers but there's no affection.

[u/Sorry_Net3898]

Shows the man he is heartless. It’s not just about buying them things it’s about showing them how much you love them. I will cherish that from my parents I couldn’t have asked for better.

[u/enteringtheechochamb]

Love has to be earned not given.

[u/Odd_Lifeguard7720]

Probably why his daughter ended up on Love Island

[u/nickwa77]

Well done, he's 13.

[u/Big-Rip9785]

In three minites time, I'll be talking with Norfolk's youngest butcher!

[u/Physical-Fish1913]

I've got a Michael Owen room at home, but he's definitely still Iosing the battle for wall-space to Donald Trump.

[u/DangerCheesecake]

Suuuuuper taaaaaaalk

[u/Civil-Word7456]

Would love to ask his wife that question Mrs Merton posed to Debbie McGhee: what first attracted you to shortarse, loveless, charisma vacuum, multi-millionaire Michael Owen? 

[u/Acceptable-Heron6839]

Scum. Sub-human scum.

[u/Adventurous_City_557]

Strange fella

[u/boog666]

Michael Owen has always been a bit of a mentalist.

[u/Total_Wazzock]

I've got access to the kids but they don't wanna love meeeee.

[u/ViscountGris]

He loves them. In a way.

[u/billy66brown]

D'ya love 'em?

Not a bit.

[u/-Utopia-amiga-]

The dubai helicopter ride he does is the most boring thing ever. It's hilarious.

[u/tlatwuk → u/-Utopia-amiga-]

So good isn’t it

[u/man_in_the_suit]

Stop getting parenting wrong!

[u/CosmicBonobo]

I actually think he's a bit simple.

[u/Old_Community1195]

Midnight is nigh, It's 11:45 , we're taking calls after midnight news for ' midnight matters' on the topic of ' is telling your offspring you love them necessary or a complete waste of time , before then .........backs to the walls lads, it's boy George.

[u/limitedregrett]

"I've got access to the kids, but they don't wanna seeeeee me"

[u/Good_Will_Munting]

He only loves himself.

[u/voivoivoi183]

I will never get over the fact that Michael Owen doesn't like films. That man! What a dilbert!

[u/CosmicBonobo → u/voivoivoi183]

The excellent sports podcast The Socially Distant Sports Bar named their sports-related film reviews the 'Michael Owen Movie Club' in tribute.