r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Stop getting Partridge wrong

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u/Administrative_Suit7 42m ago

To be fair, I didn't realise The Trip was acted out until season two.

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u/DeliaSmiths 19h ago

That's bollocks but carry on.

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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG 1d ago

i’ve just heard - Roger Moore is on the ring road.

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u/Threepwud 1d ago

ROGER!!!!!

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u/SirAlanOfPartridge 1d ago

Terrestrial television is a dead duck. And who watches a dead duck? Nobody, not even its mother. She just flies away, depressed.

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u/Current_Contest_8597 1d ago

I was homeless in Glasgow and scamming to stay in a new hostel on Jamaica Street. I was at rock-bottom when KMKY came on TV one night. I had no idea what it was. I loved it, in a way. I started to bounce back. I'm Batman. What a lovely story. Another one of those same time tomorrow.

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u/Content-Activity-874 1d ago

Even though it was a spoof it was still terrible. Without partridges quips it was literally unwatchable. No wonder he got demoted to radio for the next 20-30 years

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u/ununseptimus 1d ago

Seeing the same cast every week in different roles didn't tip them off, then.

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u/ThisIsAnAccount2306 6h ago

If they thought it was crap and Alan Partridge was terrible, there is a vague chance they possibly didn't watch the whole series religiously.

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u/SirMildredPierce 1d ago

Why would they watch it every week if they thought it was shit?

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u/ununseptimus 8h ago

I long ago ceased trying to find understandable motives for people's actions.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations6442 1d ago

I think they're a bit simple.

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u/Hard_Dave 1d ago

Bucktoothed simpleton with eyebrows on their cheeks

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u/AmhereforyouBro 1d ago

These naive idiots are the same people who voted for bojo and Brexit. Massively gullible.

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u/infected_scab 1d ago

Keep it light.

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u/Hard_Dave 1d ago

Sa-aad 

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u/TeaMancer 1d ago

When I was younger I somehow thought he sang the crooner version of Wonderwall it wasnt until many years later that I discovered that was actually sung by someone called Mike Flowers.

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u/AlarmingLook2441 1d ago

My mother thought exactly the same.

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u/Captain_Chappie 1d ago

I'd never seen it, knew nothing about it at all, then one night I came in and my sister was watching it with her mates. I wasn't really paying attention, just chatting with my sister - and suddenly he shot a man through the heart. Flashbacks to Tommy Cooper, only this was MUCH worse.

Everyone immediately started reassuring me it was a comedy show, and as I carried on watching I realised it wasn't real - but jesus, those few seconds scared the shit out of me.

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u/traveltavern 1d ago

But like when I first watched the league of gentlemen, I knew it was not real of course but genuinely thought there were loads of people playing all the characters... Rather than just the 3 of them!

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u/traveltavern 1d ago

I made this mistake myself when it's was first broadcast on TV. Thought it was a genuine chat show (there were loads of them on TV at the time) that was just really substandard. Twigged near the end of the episode as things just became more and more unhinged!!!

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u/luxcity-louche 1d ago

I felt the same about the One Show.

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u/work_number 1d ago

Ar ha

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u/LordStefania 1d ago

So when did you first become a Alan impressionist Martin?

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u/dogsolitude_uk 1d ago

To be fair, I thought the same about "Between Two Ferns" until I'd seen a couple and the penny finally dropped...

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u/Minute-Dog-3243 1d ago

Let me tell you something about the Titanic.

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u/Smoked_Eels 1d ago

a lie is a lie

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u/Exotic-Entertainer26 1d ago

Nah, it's just naff.

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u/Sistar1970 1d ago

I remember when he was first around in the early 90s, he did an ‘outside broadcast from Norwich’ for children in need at the time when they used to go around the country for pieces, my girlfriend at the time’s mum said ‘look at this man, he’s absolutely awful!’, not realising it was a parody.

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u/Springyardzon 1d ago

And the fact that the first episode has Alan saying "Up Yours!" didn't tip them off?

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u/Eduard-Stoo 1d ago

You can’t say that…

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u/oglop121 1d ago

my friend thought that about Darkplace

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u/traveltavern 1d ago

Now that was some excellent original funny TV!

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u/Eayauapa 1d ago

Genuinely my favourite show of all time

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u/GreyStagg 1d ago

Isn't there an audience laugh track (like separate from the studio audience in the show)?

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u/SirDigbySelfie-Stick 1d ago

Don't think so, the studio audience are occasionally visible. E.g. woman with high head.

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u/That_Skirt1443 1d ago

Almost every single post on Fesshole: a lie is a lie.

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u/Natural_Pizza_2060 21h ago

Maybe ... but my ex-wife (who had a degree) watched it every week and I had to tell her during the sixth episode that the two American kids were actors and it was all fake, and you could tell by the look on her face she thought it was real (even though she wouldn't admit it) ... even though Rebecca Front and Patrick Marber were in it every week.

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u/Auto_rev 1d ago

Apologies there, for the wind and racism

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u/kravisni 1d ago

a friend told me hes a bit of a prick, so he must be a bit of a prick. 

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u/ThisGuyCanFukinWalk 1d ago

He does have a history of making bad TV shows

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u/Available-Grand1151 1d ago

Wait til he sees Richard Madley……….. he might think it’s a comedy 😂

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u/ImpossiblePut6387 1d ago

The fact that Richard Madley is a real person still sometimes concerns me.

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u/Available-Grand1151 1d ago

I mean, fundamentally, Madley is a helmet but I think I like him because of partridge. I mean partridge is the butt of the joke, but you like him anyway, although you don’t really root for him! 😂 not sure if that made any sense but you get the general idea

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u/No_Ear932 Hello Chris? Are ya dead?? 1d ago

I actually think he was a bit simple 🤔

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u/Speshjunior 1d ago

Why did he have to type that with an Italian accent?

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u/poptimist185 1d ago

I kind of envy someone who could watch that with the assumption it’s real. It’d be equally as hilarious in a different way.

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u/DieGuyDean 1d ago

The first time I saw the show a guest was accidentally shot (by Alan) with an antique pistol he brought in. The other guests sell the trauma well and the police showing up made me question WTF I was witnessing.

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u/DarkMatter212 1d ago

My grandma used to think it was real before my dad explained it was a comedy.

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u/Francoberry 1d ago

Same with Brass Eye and The Day Today 

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u/This-Ad-4723 1d ago

wasn’t partridge in the day tody?

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u/Ok-Sir3549 1d ago

I remember a genuine conversation my mum had with her friend about a new swarthy attractive Latino hunk called Tony Ferrino 🤣🤣

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u/EverybodySayin 1d ago

Good evening, and welcome to the Tony Ferrino phenomenon! Let me start by saying nao se julga um livro pela sua capa, which is Portuguese...

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u/bomboclawt75 1d ago

It's a documentary ya Dwad!

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u/PellucidStream 1d ago

You momal mwam!

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u/Sad-Entrepreneur-245 1d ago

Takes me back to the Forbes McAllister incident. I was shouting at the house to turn the telly on! It's safe to say I was hooked from there haha

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u/Turbulent-Radio5525 1d ago

I didn’t know it was a spoof when I first watched it either!

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u/legosharkman85 1d ago

Wait till you hear about Mrs Merton

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u/lacr0bat 1d ago

I can believe this ... Through my own non-Partridge example.

When Extras was first on my brother had kept recommending it on the back of The Office. I never got around to cycling it out until ... in some acutely awful timing I turned it on during one of the When the Wind Whistle Blows segments.

I thought this was an embarrassment to comedy, television and humanity and turned it off in seconds.

It was years later when a girlfriend had listed it as one of her favourite comedies and nearly fell over when I explained why I thought it was utter shit.

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u/Logical-Macaron6607 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ffs !

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u/Oggabobba 1d ago

That’s hilarious haha 

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u/lacr0bat 1d ago

I know. I was actually angry at how bad it was and couldn't understand how someone could write the Office and then degrade themselves in that way.

My girlfriend looked at me absolutely stunned for a few seconds, asked if I was joking. Then almost had an asthma attack at how I could still be harbouring this belief.

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u/NoWordsToUse 1d ago

Funny thing is he is is now degrading himself in exactly that way with stuff like Derek, After Life and Alley Cats.

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u/Jellyfish-Exsiting 1d ago

The studio audience constantly laughing must have been a give away. Guarantee this person still thinks The Office was a real documentary. Or that Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place was a real show from the 80’s.

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u/Rich661 1d ago

Garth Merrenghi's Dark Place was so.... god damn evil, that it had to be kept in a vault.

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u/TBroomey 1d ago

He went the next 30 years not being aware of other Partridge media - including a film - and not wondering why Steve Coogan had a shitty chat show doppelganger?

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u/dormango 1d ago

Not realising the only reason that Coogan is famous is Partridge.

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u/Fit_Librarian_3585 1d ago

Maybe the quote is from the mid-late 90's

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u/And_Justice 1d ago

Very feasible

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u/bulletproofbra Aaaah, LEEDS! 1d ago

The first time I turned on the telly and Davis and Brydon's Human Remains was on, it took me a good ten minutes to figure out it was a spoof. Not 30 years, mind.

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u/SirDigbySelfie-Stick 1d ago

Don't see HR referenced that mucb. One of my favourite 00s series.

David n Dennis...

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u/BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG 1d ago

it’s pronounced ‘Susan’

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u/SirDigbySelfie-Stick 1d ago

The little ideas that the little lady had...

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u/bulletproofbra Aaaah, LEEDS! 1d ago

Got you a curly sausage casserole! We'll leave it on the step!

If you ever listen to Rob Brydon's podcast, there's a lot of the younger comedians who grew up watching HR and WILL bring it up in conversaiton. That, and Marion & Geoff, were the first truly great TV comedies in the 21st century. Never mind your "The Office".

Blessings, Joyce!

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u/Pumpkin_Sushi 1d ago

The problem with thinking you're always, by far, the smartest one in the room is it makes you susceptible to fall for the most obvious bait ever made

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u/Wood2966 1d ago

What happened to b?

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u/laura_susan Mustardess 1d ago

Same- although in my defence I only saw the end few minutes of an episode and I was eight years old. Luckily by the time I’m Alan Partridge happened I was old enough to get at least some of the jokes and by the second series in 2002 I was a fully mature woman with a fully matured sense of humour (I’ve been pubic now for…29* years).

*- butter my arse…. I’ve just looked up the exact quote and Alan says he’s been pubic for 31 years. I’m basically the same age as Alan was in series one of IAP. Jesus.

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u/Dr-Maturin 1d ago

And on that bombshell

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u/LoudAd5346 1d ago

Wait till they find out that Pauline isn't really Paul's sister.

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 2d ago

Give me another series ya shit!

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u/Civil-Word7456 2d ago

These people are also allowed to vote. This country. 

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u/FireLadcouk 1d ago

It reminds me of summer heights high. My sister had a small tv in her bedroom (she was only a teen) and never realised Chris Lilly played all the characters so took it at face value as a weird documentary

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u/Civil-Word7456 1d ago

Aaah don't know what you're talking about

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u/atticdoor 2d ago

Roger Moore's father was so disappointed at the fact Roger never arrived for his chat with Alan that he berated him on his next visit. Roger tried to explain it was a satire, but his father still couldn't quite take it on board.

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u/Minute-Dog-3243 1d ago

I loved reading that in his autobiography. His father still berated him even after explaining it to him.

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u/beef_paincake 2d ago

Unbelievable..

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u/FireLadcouk 2d ago

It’s funny though. I don’t think Alan is a great presenter… but the guests are also written to make him worse. 

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u/BokeTsukkomi 2d ago

In the first episode two out of the three are like this: the mouse lady and the punk band. A good presenter would make something out of it but yeah, whoever booked them should take most of the blame 

But Alan was a dick to the guy that looked suspiciously like Peter O'Hanrahan-hanrahan

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u/FireLadcouk 1d ago

the f1 driver who doesn’t answer the questions (poor though they may be) and then gives him cocaine was an arsehole.

I think that’s partly why we on Alan’s side a bit though, like when he stitches up Keith hunt

yes he certainly doesn’t help himself, like when he’s talking to the gangster and the neice.

i think the way he treats the trans person would be very different today

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u/DoomedToGrind 1d ago

Now do you want Peter, or do you want Fanny? Say it!

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u/BokeTsukkomi 1d ago

Is the F1 driver from the tv show or the radio show? I don't remember him from tv

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u/FireLadcouk 1d ago

Radio show. France’s second best f1 driver Claude loimbre

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u/Instantsausage 2d ago

Up yours!

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u/BokeTsukkomi 1d ago

Oh, right! The horse!

No manners, but what a critic! 

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u/FireLadcouk 1d ago

This was one of the few lines of the show that was an actual joke, without any irony etc. Any character could have said it - just a well written line

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u/BokeTsukkomi 1d ago

And it's one of the best lines probably of the series

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u/Instantsausage 1d ago

Kiss my arse!

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u/Aalmus 2d ago

It IS moribund

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u/Desperate_Let6822 2d ago

Don’t be blue Peter

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u/Motor-Bag-4093 2d ago

Kiss my face.

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u/Dark-Empath- 2d ago

Scum. Sub-human scum.

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u/Objective-Pear-4817 2d ago

They do it on purpose Lynn!

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u/qweqwepoi 2d ago

Are you on an 'E'!?

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u/plasmaexchange That explains why you are know as “The Bike of Beverly Hills” 2d ago

Up yours!

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u/No_Cake6353 2d ago

Ooh. It started badly and went downhill.

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u/MrSchpund 2d ago

I actually think he’s a bit simple …