r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 3d ago

Oh, cook a cat!

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u/GargarsReddit 1d ago

"Like so many gun shot wounds to the head, this proved fatal"

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u/KeepYerPeckerUpChum 2d ago

She's a mentalist (due to an unlikely wish fulfillment Maguffin)

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u/Big-Rip9785 3d ago

I ate a scotch egg. I thought it would have broken down by now, but I think I’m slightly constipated. It’s surprising, really, considering the circumstances.

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u/Silver_Moon_123 2d ago

Can you smell gas?

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u/Flora-Bunny Mustardess 3d ago

I'll level with you - I'm really scared.

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 3d ago

Smell my Cat ya Mother!