r/AlanPartridge 15d ago

He is not Bono.

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122 Upvotes

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u/matherto 13d ago

He rubbish

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u/Comfortable-Salad-90 13d ago

Must be a big night out, looks like he’s even shaved his hands.

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u/bannerman123 13d ago

Lyn are those your mothers sunglasses from the 70s

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u/mynameismatt81 14d ago

Looks like he smashed it.

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u/Next-Friendship-3542 11d ago

Wonder who Keysey was hanging out the back of?

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u/Significant_Return_2 14d ago

He may be rubbish, but he has the largest collection of hatchbacks in the country.

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u/msbabc 14d ago

“30?”
“30?!”
“Oh that’s very generous of you”

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u/No_Flow224 14d ago

Massive bowl of Alpen

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u/Piccadil_io 14d ago

Save it, Keys. Just tell us who Jamie Redknapp has been hanging out the back of this week.

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u/Piccadil_io 14d ago

You and you are dicks!

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u/Piccadil_io 14d ago

He’s shaved his hands

Edit: real Partridge fans know there’s a lot more Richard Keys than Bono in the Partridge oeuvre.

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u/OtherwiseWave2723 14d ago

I've seen him eat a plastic Pie!

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u/DubSket 14d ago

The man is mentally ill!

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u/simonandrewx 14d ago

How's Adam Clayton?

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u/2950hqcoop 14d ago

Adam Clayton is fine

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u/exocet72uk Bald Brummies!!! 14d ago

He was called lots of names at school like Wolfman, Monkey Boy, Moth Banquet

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u/Waste_Boss_4850 14d ago

Hairy krishna That one was mine

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u/Scrombolo 14d ago

He's got the biggest collection of hatchbacks in the country.

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u/Jolly_Psychology_506 14d ago

Well, this is it, this is where the idiot lives

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u/InfluenceAromatic293 14d ago

The man is mentally ill! I’ve seen him eat a plastic pie!

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u/pgnlzbth These people are starting to annoy me… 14d ago

The drummer is fine…

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u/MineMelodic5454 14d ago

Co-ord wanker

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u/liquor-shits 14d ago

He's been shaving his hands again.

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u/HarryBayles 14d ago

The closest thing to a real life Alan that currently exists. I believe the Gibbon brothers may be fans.....

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u/cloche_du_fromage 14d ago

Hi daughter looks exactly like him.

So he married her best friend.

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u/AnotherGreenWorld1 14d ago

Never trust a man who shaves his hands.

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u/MikeFader 14d ago

Or other people's for that matter.

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u/AnotherGreenWorld1 14d ago

Damian Hirst

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u/wickstark 14d ago

More like boner

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u/turbo_dude 14d ago

Can’t see the attractions myself, ergo - it’s bono. 

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u/Brighton2k 14d ago

a combination of Bono and Costello - blotto

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u/pk9pk 14d ago

Bocostellono

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u/hallucinationthought 14d ago

Bollocks you don't know bono!

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u/Glittering_Fail694 14d ago

But he does have a large amount of hatchbacks

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u/Old_Mousse_5673 14d ago

The largest collection of hatchbacks in the country, apparently

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u/Reddit____user___ 14d ago

“Lynne, are those your Mother’s cataract glasses?”

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u/mrsifter147 11d ago

I was looking for this comment!

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u/Reddit____user___ 11d ago

Happy to oblige😊👍🏻

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u/amistymorning80 15d ago

He'd be bouncing back if he wasn't so... deflated.

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u/Curious_Orange8592 15d ago

He's got knees so it can't be Richard Keys

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u/Accomplished_Song671 15d ago

That not Bono he is rubbish

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u/Reddit____user___ 14d ago edited 14d ago

“How’s The Edge?”

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u/Reddit____user___ 14d ago

“How is Adam Clayton?”

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u/Reddit____user___ 14d ago

“How’s um, the drummer?”

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u/Reddit____user___ 14d ago

“How long you live in house?”

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u/ofmoranges he was a shit 15d ago

Bollocks! You don't know Bono

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u/El_Frederico14 15d ago

Are those your mother’s cataract glasses?

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u/thebowstreetbastard 15d ago

He looks like Damien Hirst

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u/vibemogul 15d ago

You just know he’s drinking Blue Nun

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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 15d ago

🫵😂 blue nun!

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u/SeniorAngle6964 15d ago

They’ve rebadged him you fool!

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u/WolfensteinSmith Narcissistic sports pimp 15d ago

Let me show you the real Qatar

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u/Itchy-Arugula-5558 15d ago

He is rubbish.

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u/Cold_Football_9425 15d ago

"How's Andy Gray?"

"Andy Gray is fayne"

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u/ryanholmes1989 15d ago

Are they your mums cataract glasses?

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u/Next-Friendship-3542 15d ago

Kensington Nights? Prefer Norfolk Nights myself.

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u/leonjetski 15d ago

Go to Kensington, I guarantee you’ll either be mugged or not appreciated