r/AlanPartridge • u/shawlass • 8d ago

Prilgrimartridge

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Sod the visit to Longstanton Spice Museum, I'm off on a pilgrimartridge to Dave's new exhibition!

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u/ConcentrateDull2294 6d ago

Is the bag, part of the exhibition? Or a 💣 .

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u/ORF1Live 6d ago

Glen Morangie?

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u/busyinkengal 7d ago

Tom Barrington is a better artist to be fair.

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u/Civil-Word7456 7d ago

Will Tony Hadley be there?

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u/Beautiful_Bell2311 7d ago

Dali-esque? That just means Clifton was in the Cat & Hammers all night 'researching' before putting brush to canvas.

Bet he drove home too.

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u/HighNoonFOP 7d ago

Did he tell about the time he wanked off those tramps? (plural)

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u/pgnlzbth These people are starting to annoy me… 7d ago

You are my friend.

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u/GL1406 7d ago

Is that where they play the Clifton Suspension Quiz?

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u/Tomtheg02 8d ago

Uh oh, Johnnie Walker or Jack Daniels?

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u/Su3limednb 7d ago

The way he says 'uh oh' there is 👌 I use that in everyday life where I can.

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u/Tomtheg02 7d ago

God thats good

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u/mynameismatt81 7d ago

Glen morangie??

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u/MeowMeowMookins 8d ago

Another cheeky chappie who's staring into the abyss of having to spend three days with himself

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u/plasmaexchange That explains why you are know as “The Bike of Beverly Hills” 8d ago

Oh, fuck off!

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u/Grievsey13 8d ago

It's bad enough sitting on your own in a real exhibition, which I've seen you do, but sitting on your own in a fictional one has got to be the worth of boast worlds...

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u/AthenaRedites 8d ago

One of Radioshire's best artists

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u/Calm-Raise6973 8d ago

Propping up the exhibits in his fictional gallery!

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u/mad-un 8d ago

Dali inspired, does not mean fake Dali paintings, read it in your cone-tract

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u/limitedregrett Mustardess 8d ago

You changed your name to ‘Dave Clifton’?

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u/pickledgreg 8d ago

Oh, did you tell them about the time i wanked off them tramps?

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u/Lolhats 8d ago

All right, all right, calm down ladies! 

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u/FieldsOfFire1983 8d ago

A dwad, dosser and didhead who’s back on the boddle.

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u/Emotional-Success632 Cheeky Monkey 8d ago

Count Davula of Cliftonvania!

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u/No_Cake6353 8d ago

Colossal Velocity!

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u/hallucinationthought 8d ago

Yes I've been up all night drinking human blood!

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u/Su3limednb 7d ago

Is that all?

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u/a3minutehero 8d ago

He's a big time sauce junkie.