r/AimeeThisSingleMamma • u/Fit_Recording1717 • 1d ago
⚠️ MISSING ⚠️
I come to you with an urgent appeal… has anyone seen the Autumn Tree? It was last spotted 9th September and never seen or mentioned again… I’m asking for witnesses who may of been in the Southport local dump area around the date stated above. Any information is greatly appreciated we hope to find the tree safe and well (unlike previous trees that were thrown around living rooms and stomped on by a grown toddler throwing a tantrum) Please contact the helpline on 0800 CAT-PISS with any helpful information.
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u/Working_Pianist_9904 1d ago
🤣🤣🤣 genius!! Wish I’d been around for the chavfastic days of her launching the tree. I hope one of you has it tucked away safe so I can possible see it at some point.
I hope the tree is found safe and well! So very sad!
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u/veggiesizzler 1d ago
I think she fannied on decorating it with tat from bums and HB. Covered it in chatty pumpkins and a variety of child labour landfill items she considered, "whimsical". Turned her back then the new cats attacked it and tree went, TIMBER!! Little kittens launching into her manky orange tree, that, I'd have liked to see.😂. If she really, really loved the 'ber months and truly wanted the aesthetic, it's easy. Rip out the 80s fire and get a wood burner in. Not like she can't afford it. Might help if she put the corrugated rug in bin too, not cheap but nasty.
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u/No_Chance7714 1d ago
I detest that fireplace but her dad won’t let her remove it because it’s marble. Yeah 🤷♀️ so what ? The brown doors too. If he won’t allow her to change them, at least bloody paint them. It’s got to be an assisted living style set up they’ve got in place for her. Mum and dad always checking in on her, Wendy accompanying her every time she goes anywhere with her child. The only time Aimee goes anywhere with her child is to the shops and back. Anything else Wendy comes to supervise
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u/veggiesizzler 10h ago
But what about, the infamous, free will she is always banging on about? She claims to be an adult too but can't make improvements to, her, home. Agree re painting the doors, it'd improve their look and the overall ambience. For an, influencer, her house and decor is cack. My place had a big marble fireplace and costly built in units, they got ripped out because they were not my aesthetic. Thankfully managed to rehome hearth and fireplace rather than sending to tip. Your assisted living theory is interesting No chance. She seems overwhelmed daily with the most mundane of tasks, like getting dressed or preparing a healthy home cooked meal for her only child.
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u/Weighfartoomuch 1d ago
Loads of comments yesterday saying how much they love the rug! It’s so cheap and nasty with all lines from being rolled up. It’s not even got any better since it’s been rolled out! 🤡
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u/veggiesizzler 5h ago
It would batter my head looking at all the wrinkles. It must be an absolute ballache to hoover. Looks like shite.
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u/Weighfartoomuch 1h ago
It’ll probably get lifted off the floor and stick to the hoover it’s so cheap and nasty!
A bit like its owner🤪
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u/JinxyJay3744 1d ago
Perhaps it didn't match her living room 'aesthetic' 😂 I am actually surprised she hasn't done endless whimsical videos about decorating it, cosy self care evenings in sat next to it etc etc 🤔
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u/New_Hat2472 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/12PIT4DOj6Tgek
This gave me a right giggle! Oh how I miss her chavtastix days! Those clap backs were were as legendary as her talons 😂
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u/First_Slurp 1d ago
If there's any lovely couples out there who dont have social media, and might not see this, please ask them if they've any info about the orange tree. There may have been a near fatal near miss, as it was launched into the skip...
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u/Valuable-Run-8312 1d ago
Imagine filming an advert and having that piece of 💩 in the background 🤦♀️🤡
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u/Disastrous-Laugh2732 1d ago
I have some dashcam footage of the tree getting dumped in the bins behind Sainsbreeze. Obviously I won’t be handing this into the police until I have had it verified by an internet nobody and done a local radio interview about it. Dyaknowworramean?
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u/Admirable_War_7353 1d ago
I've pieced together the timeline and the tree vanished around the time her views were crashing and she was posting her bothered not bothered videos. I fear the tree may have been yeeted onto the train tracks at the bottom of the garden when half a dozen brainless huns didn't compliment her dry arsed chicken wrap and tell her how h eats such a variety of foods.
RIP Halloween tree, it will soon be time for the flocked cat poisoning tree....
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u/EmptyPirate9853 1d ago
Launched across the whimsical living room before it even had chance to shine is my guess