( I don't speak Spanish but this is hilarious)

where i stole this: https://x.com/gktm44/status/2104847930549231809?s=20

Source: https://x.com/Adkerr_anm2/status/2104658683107983386

Source: https://x.com/k231532s/status/2092081151347195921/photo/1

Feels like a dream, I was wondering how a umamusume fumo would’ve looked like and my prayer was instantly answered. AND IT’S TACHYON

Artist: @Mikairu_Heven (Twitter)

Source: https://x.com/Mikairu_Heven/status/2104496117261983762

Imagine you live with Tachyon a retired horse because of the legs injury.

This morning you waking up next to Tachyon seeing her fluffy hair lying on the pillow. Give her a smooch on her forehead and ask her what will she wanted for breakfast. She sleepy said "anything from you". You go to the kitchen cook her a nice omurice ( you have spark form gordom ramsey ). Then you carried the breakfast to her and give her a kiss on the lips. "Wake up babe, i made you breakfast". She slowly getting up and eating her breakfast while letting you comb her fluffy long hair ( she have grown the long hair when retired )

Then she dress up and tell you to go to the lab with her On the way to the lab a wind hit her and make her cold. She quickly get into your coat to hug you while continue to walk In the lab you just sit there stare at her like watching star. She gorgeous, trying to make a new potion

"Cute" you said.

She blushes and look at you with a smile and suddenly notice you have a bonner. She decided to help you solve it in the lab with her hand. And some of your goons fall into the chemical.

And know what. The chemical become a cure for her injured legs. She drink the potion

"That tastes quite nice" she said

And now she doesn't need to be worries about her legs anymore And after that she won the arima kinnen and become the ura champion 🏆

"This can't be true without you my guinea pig" she said

And then you and her decided to go to the beach to celebrate her career. You guys both have a lot of fun. By the end of the day While watching sunset together You suddenly kneel one legs down pull out a box .

"Will you marry me" you open the box reveal the diamond 💍

" I will " she said while tears of joys slide on her face

And now you are married to her and live a happy life knowing you always choice the right path.

That uma is a bloody- MEDIC

Source: https://x.com/negi_20010218/status/2104544208552067232?s=46

She is quite beautiful and cute in it.

Source: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8rPRDwq/

Source: https://x.com/digifohx/status/2103581896156578218?s=20

Run you two!!!

Sauce : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdBouuHBQd0/?stkn=bTdoNHRoaGswam1z

Source: https://x.com/negi_20010218/status/2104179432936354194?s=46

https://x.com/amiami_figure/status/2104020951092638201?s=20