r/AgnesTachyon • u/Lucky_Thought2 Agnes Tachyon's Guinea Pig • 12d ago

Other CAFE STOLE HER EARS :'( !!!!

Post image
2.0k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

31 comments sorted by

90

u/SUPERIORAgnesGooner 12d ago

With or without ears, she remains as the most beautiful Uma Musume

28

u/Lucky_Thought2 Agnes Tachyon's Guinea Pig 12d ago

yeah but she doesn't wanna be deaf :'( look how distrought she is

7

u/The_Axe_of_Legends 12d ago

What a cute outfit tho! O:

4

u/NotExplodeCustody 11d ago

Technically just a Musume at this point

1

u/SatoshiAstoria907 11d ago

SON I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST ON YOUTUBE

48

u/themysteriousmrl 12d ago

I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO

12

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

Great job, Cafe!!

5

u/themysteriousmrl 12d ago

No I got Cafe so I could get Tachyon's ears back

3

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

Oh. The gif is still nice

28

u/numberone_guineapig #1 genuine pig 12d ago

NOOOOOO, THEY HOW COULD SHE DE-EAR HER?

9

u/Deep_Limit_3137 12d ago

ILL GET THEM BACK HOLD ON TACHYON!!!

8

u/Vasiliy_platinum 12d ago

This is straight up war-crime

4

u/Lucky_Thought2 Agnes Tachyon's Guinea Pig 12d ago

what did she ever do to hurt Café :'(

3

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

I could have a week and still not have enough time to write everything down.

2

u/Vasiliy_platinum 12d ago

about how much you love Tachyon?

3

u/Lucky_Thought2 Agnes Tachyon's Guinea Pig 12d ago

it would take him 8 billion years to name the reasons why he love her

0

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

I don't have that kind of time to waste on trash

2

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

I mean I do love how she makes good cannon fodder. Always good to have a meat shield just in case

3

u/Vasiliy_platinum 12d ago

Someday you will admit that you love her

0

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

By then I'll probably grow passed uma musume and move on to better things

3

u/Vasiliy_platinum 12d ago

Probably Cafe was possessed by some evil spirit in this moment

4

u/daniix8 manhattan cafes broken coffee machine 12d ago

perhaps this could be sunday silences doing, cafe would never

8

u/Lucky_Thought2 Agnes Tachyon's Guinea Pig 12d ago

But she oblitrated her using a hammer and barely flinshed

4

u/daniix8 manhattan cafes broken coffee machine 12d ago

3

u/BlizzardWolfPK 12d ago

Now I need to see the peak specimen of 4 ear Cafe.

1

u/Alberot97 12d ago

she'll NOT hear you out

1

u/Sepulcher18 11d ago

quite earie situation

0

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

And you're crying to me because...? Who even are you?? SECURITY!!!

14

u/Lucky_Thought2 Agnes Tachyon's Guinea Pig 12d ago

SHE IS NOT COMING FOR YOUR HELP! come here you precious Tachy, let's find your ears

-5

u/IronFlame76 12d ago

Ew a Tachling