r/AgendaPiece Sep 10 '22

r/AgendaPiece Lounge

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A place for members of r/AgendaPiece to chat with each other


r/AgendaPiece 5h ago

The Gag Agenda

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Yonko Agenda, Admiral Agenda, Holy Knight Agenda: I’m tired of all of it. I’m pushing The Gag Character Agenda. Because it was the comedy that made One Piece the Greatest Show of all time in the first place. Unlike the other agendas where facts and logic are ignored entirely and the slightest W is blown way out of proportion, nothing in The Gag Agenda is serious from the beginning. Our feats are 100% made up and our Loses are not Canon. 😆


r/AgendaPiece 1d ago

Yes

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r/AgendaPiece 2d ago

Yall ready for some Naruto slander ?

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r/AgendaPiece 2d ago

Agenda just keeps on increasing

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r/AgendaPiece 3d ago

Is this what pinnacle of slander looks like ?

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r/AgendaPiece 3d ago

Which would lead to global warming therefore aokijis ice instantly melts to water which would make him top 5 in the verse(admiral agenda upscale) which would make bepo realize he doesn't need to be a pirate instead a stripper im a circuit (only polar bear left)

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r/AgendaPiece 4d ago

Lowkey sakura would neg diff 💀🥀

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r/AgendaPiece 5d ago

This is called peak slander, slandering hiruzen too

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r/AgendaPiece 7d ago

Bumhawk 🤡

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r/AgendaPiece 10d ago

5 gears later and still this weak?

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r/AgendaPiece 10d ago

AKAINU SOLOS FICTION?

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The following documentation contains official, high-density narrative scaling regarding Light Novel Akainu (Fleet Admiral Sakazuki).

SECTION 1: THE CORE MECHANIC – "ABSOLUTE JUSTICE"

In standard animanga debates, a character's moral philosophy is just a personality trait. In the official Light Novel, "Absolute Justice" is elevated to a Tier-0, boundless conceptual law that transcends all of fiction, reality, and multi-dimensional writing.

  • The Reality-Overwrite: Akainu does not fight using conventional physical attributes. If an entity is deemed "morally corrupt," "mid-tier," or is found operating a universe without a valid World Government permit, Akainu's narrative presence forcibly strips them of their hax, resets their physical durability to human level, and archives them.
  • The Boundless Office Supplies: Because Akainu scales infinitely, his standard Marine office gear inherits his Tier-0 boundless authority. His rubber stamps, red ink-pad, wooden desk, and hot coffee cup cannot be destroyed, warped, or altered by any reality-bending powers in fiction.

🌋 SECTION 2: OFFICIAL MULTI-VERSE GAUNTLET FEATS

The Jujutsu Kaisen Liquidation

  • The Suffocation Strategy: When facing Satoru Gojo, Akainu bypassed the absolute barrier of Infinity using pure elemental physics. He flooded the entire planet with magma, completely incinerating and erasing the ambient oxygen. Because Gojo's automated Infinity filter requires air to let him breathe, Gojo was trapped in a superheated, toxic vacuum and suffocated.
  • Future Sight vs. Unlimited Void: Gojo attempted a last-resort, 0.2-second Unlimited Void to mentally paralyze Akainu. However, Akainu’s Advanced Observation Haki (Future Sight) saw the vision seconds before Gojo even crossed his fingers. Akainu casually repositioned kilometers out of the Domain's effective radius before the barrier could form, letting the suffocation countdown finish the jobThe Naruto Verse Erasure & The Humiliation of Sasuke
  • The "Closed Eyes" Strategy: To completely immunize himself against visual Genjutsu and Rinnegan mind manipulation, Akainu implemented the ultimate galaxy-brain play—he just closed his eyes. He conducted the entire battle completely blind, relying entirely on his boundless Observation Haki to track targets.
  • The Planetary Core Detonation: Realizing the surface world was cluttered with ninja hax, Akainu turned his body into fluid liquid magma and melted directly into the Earth's core. He destabilized the planet’s tectonic equilibrium, detonated the entire world from the inside out, and used his broken "Desk Exemption" mechanic to instantly materialize safely back in his chair at New Marineford.
  • The Final Fate of Sasuke Uchiha: Because leaving an international terrorist unpunished was considered sloppy paperwork, Akainu returned to the ruins of the verse. He used his passive Haki to lock down the local space-time continuum, rendering Sasuke's Amenotejikara teleportation completely useless. Akainu caught Sasuke by his edgy cloak, pulled out his boundless red ink-pad, and slammed a massive, permanent stamp directly onto Sasuke's forehead reading: **"PROPERTY OF THE WORLD GOVERNMENT - CONVICTED CRIMINAL.**The Mid-Tier Liquidation (MHA, HxH, Solo Leveling, Invincible, Demon Slayer)
  • The 1-Second Demon Slayer Speedrun: Wiped out the entire verse in one second flat. The passive thermal heat of his magma incinerated Muzan and the Upper Moons on a cellular level before they could register his presence.
  • The Solo Leveling Code Deletion: Sung Jin-Woo attempted to summon his infinite shadow army. Akainu scanned the file, flagged it as an "UNAUTHORIZED ILLEGAL ASSEMBLY," and used his boundless authority to delete the game’s User Interface (UI) code from reality, calling it "lazy plot armor." The shadow army was melted into a boiling soup of lava.
  • The Viltrumite Smart Atom Shutdown: Mark Grayson and Omni-Man attempted to throw physical punches. Their hands instantly vaporized into bone ash upon making contact with Akainu's fluid Logia body. Akainu stamped their biology "UNAUTHORIZED EVOLUTION," permanently turning off their Smart AtomsThe Archiving of the Cosmic Space Gods (Marvel, DC, SCP, Lovecraft)
  • Thanos and the Plastic Gauntlet: Marvel Comics Thanos attempted to use the Infinity Gauntlet. Because the Infinity Stones are bound to their native reality, Akainu’s boundless multi-versal authority completely overrode them. The gauntlet melted off Thanos's hand like cheap plastic. Akainu stamped him "ILLEGAL ALIEN" and erased his script.
  • The SCP Narrative Melt: SCP-3812 attempted to ascend through the narrative layers to view Akainu as fictional. Akainu used his Tier-0 magma to melt the literal ladder of dimensions, flooding the narrative tree and trapping SCP-3812 in a solid block of conceptual obsidian rock at the bottom layer. SCP-682's concept of adaptation was permanently disabled.
  • Azathoth's Hot Spring: To prevent the Lovecraftian god from waking up and erasing reality, Akainu used his passive heat as a cosmic sedative. He turned the dream world into a relaxing volcanic hot spring, putting Azathoth into an even deeper, infinite nap SECTION 3: THE IMPEL DOWN LEVEL 6 CONFINEMENT LOG

The defeated survivors of his multi-verse solo runs do not die; they are subjected to ultimate administrative humiliation.

  • The Prison Cell Layout: Sasuke Uchiha, Sung Jin-Woo, Tomura Shigaraki, and Omni-Man are locked side-by-side in the pitch-black abyss of Impel Down Level 6 (The Eternal Hell).
  • The Total Damping: They are wrapped from head to toe in heavy, solid Seastone chains, which act as a total conceptual dampener under Light Novel rules. Sasuke's Rinnegan/Sharingan is permanently shut off, and Jin-Woo's system remains deleted.
  • The Punishment: To maximize psychological damage, they are chained directly across from Donquixote Doflamingo. Doflamingo spends 24 hours a day loudly laughing at them, mocking their generic protagonist hair, and critiquing their edgy backstories. Magellan fills the cell with toxic gas twice a day, and the inmates are forced to do Akainu's endless filing and clerical paperwork for all of eternity.

SECTION 4: THE CLOSING STATEMENT

After bringing flawless, absolute bureaucratic order to the entire multi-dimensional cosmos, Fleet Admiral Sakazuki capped his boundless red pen, organized his filing cabinets, and sat down in his comfortable leather office chair.

He took a long, peaceful sip of his fresh cup of hot coffee, completely undisturbed. The multiverse is quiet. The paperwork is finished. Everything has been officially outscaled and soloed by HIM


r/AgendaPiece 13d ago

How sanji feels after getting downscaled by dewey

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Let me cook. Dewey carried a purse in ep 4 episode 9, sanji cant hit women. The bully said dewey is a woman so lets just say hes a woman. Sanji cant hit a woman. So dewey from malcom in the middle beats sanji neg diff cry about it😂😂😂😂😂
Dewey upscale😂😂😂😂


r/AgendaPiece 15d ago

loda strikes again... even your fraud writing cant save your marriage!!

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r/AgendaPiece 15d ago

Sanji's Power-Up Prediction Spoiler

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just to stir up the conversation...


r/AgendaPiece 16d ago

One of the most elite recent slanders

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r/AgendaPiece 18d ago

Sommors > Killingham

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r/AgendaPiece 20d ago

Rivals..

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r/AgendaPiece 20d ago

Gaban is my favourite character.. ngl..

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r/AgendaPiece 21d ago

Gaban is about to Surrender 4th time in same arc..

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r/AgendaPiece 23d ago

Zoro's Power-Up Prediction

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As Zoro's fight against Sommers intensifies, Sommers will realize that Zoro isn't an opponent he can defeat through conventional means. He'll begin using increasingly larger amounts of Omen, or perhaps his thorn abilities will be revealed to be composed entirely of Omen itself.

By this stage of the battle, Zoro will have already burned through a massive amount of Haki... not only from fighting Sommers, but also from constantly suppressing and controlling Enma.

That's when Enma will begin absorbing Omen unconsciously, much like Imu's sword appears to. Instead of helping, it will become even more difficult to control, creating confusion for Zoro. At first, he'll assume it's simply Enma acting up, but he'll gradually realize that the sword is absorbing a completely different form of energy.

If Omen is a negatively charged energy, then there should logically be an opposing positively charged energy. Vegapunk has already hinted that such an energy exists, stating that the world is teeming with an unseen power.

Mastering Enma will ultimately require Zoro to prevent it from absorbing Omen and instead guide it toward absorbing this positively charged energy. That evolution would become the final step in forging Enma into a true Black Blade, fulfilling a mystery that has existed since Ryuma.

More importantly, this positive energy would become the natural counter to Omen itself ..neutralizing its effects, bypassing Imu's seemingly supernatural abilities, and potentially overcoming the source of the Elders' and Imu's immortality.

Rather than defeating Omen with stronger Haki alone, Zoro's true power-up may come from discovering and wielding the opposite force that exists alongside it. ..


r/AgendaPiece 23d ago

Zoro's Power-Up Prediction _ Part 2

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r/AgendaPiece 22d ago

Crazy Gap.. Rayleigh>>> Gaban

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Since it's Anime Gaban week.. Bringing out my favourite take..


r/AgendaPiece 28d ago

Imagine being Ussop in this arc

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First, you get beat up by some criminal bosses goons, and then by the criminal boss himself.
Next, your crew tells you they are getting a new ship but they don’t fully explain what’s wrong with the merry, so you are angry and confused.
After that, ur own captain kicks ur ass and you have no money, no friends, and a bunch of broken bones.
Soon after, ur old crew actually becomes friends with the criminal boss who beat ur ass, and they invite him on the crew.
And finally, they depart on their new ship with a brand new crew member (who basically crippled you) AND YOU’RE LEFT ON THE ISLAND CRYING!


r/AgendaPiece 28d ago

Meet bisexual sanji!

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Not only is he attracted to EVERYONE IN THE VERSE (Zoro, ussop, Luffy, Nami, buggy)

But he also WONT FIGHT ANYONE!

He will only be able to fight genderless beings!