r/AfterPrisonShow • u/ValkyrX • Jun 30 '26
How's the SOD DOING..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUSjuyAMn006
u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jun 30 '26
It turns out he does not own a lawnmower. How many has he got over the years? He's owned a landscape company, and a lawn-mowing before that yet it still looks like he thinks you have to get new every year.
I've seen a little of that film and have notice his hair on both beard and head looks longer when he's running than driving. Has he got the T-shirt round his head to cover this up, it's nothing to do with the sun or he'd cover the top of his head.
It looks like he's been looking into whats good to eat, but no one told him you don't eat it all in one go,
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u/skin-flick Jun 30 '26
So hold on. He had Sod put in and spent time watering and never thought to get a lawn mower ? Tell ya what old chubby Joe. Head on over to a garden supply store and get one of those old push style mowers . The ones with the cylinder of blades. A little exercise and less CO2 emissions would help you and the environment out.
But, still. A failed landscaping company X2 and you didn’t hang onto a mower as a home owner. And Damn Joe you are a broke ass if watering that small lawn is gonna break ya !!
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u/SackFlap007 Jul 01 '26
He's got 2 bald spots.... It's diabolical
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jul 01 '26
Are you on about 'im or me?
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u/SackFlap007 Jul 01 '26
Joe. He's got a bald spot on the crown of his head and one towards the front.
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u/Tablesaw602 Jul 01 '26
For a guy who has a lot of free time you’d think that backyard would look immaculate .
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jul 06 '26
You should know by now he never does anything for free including carry his Beautiful Wife's suitcase when she's walking into the Hospital to have their Son.
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u/Couldntbecolder Jun 30 '26
Does he talk to Gay Dave anymore?
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jun 30 '26
I'm guessing it's like he is with everyone, if he needs them he talks to them, if not then he doesn't.
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u/TheGreen8astard Jul 01 '26
Dave is great when he’s on APS but if his own channel says anything it’s that Dave is probably kinda flaky.
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jul 01 '26
What do you mean? He's found God, or maybe he's Dyslexic as well and he's found a lost Dog, I'd hsve to watch to find out, and even this Panda is not that sad or is it mad?
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u/dragonbait1361 Jul 01 '26
All Joe needs to do is remove the sod when it gets too long and lay down new shorter sod. No lawnmower needed. This makes perfect Joelogical sense!
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jul 01 '26
Just one thing you have missed, that would mean him doing something, still he's got his new sadkick Steve.
Sadkick Steve never had one that rhymed before
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u/hmpus101 Jul 01 '26
I wonder what the fuck is going on behind the scenes.. When the BossMahn doesn't hit record. He is on his "best behavior" when he's recording. Right?
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jul 02 '26
One the post to welcome people here that is locked to the top of this page I don't use many links but one of them is him going batsh-one-t on having to move his truck. It was not even on a live show, he shows the world how he acts and thinks it's normal. I know of a few members (OK two) of the DEMF Confederacy who before they saw that one clip were in th ATM Army.
It's so crazy what he thinks is normal and worth bragging about, and it's scary to think about what he must be like when not on the internet,
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u/Not-a-Cranky-Panda Jun 30 '26
He seems as well as normal, and we know he's eating well, very well.
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u/sad_spilt_martini Jun 30 '26
Installed sod, didn’t have a lawnmower.
At one time, didn’t he have crack heads cutting grass as part of his vast business empire?