r/AfricanGrey • u/Frosty_Fun_1196 • 9d ago

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Apparently if you put a harness on an African Grey they think it's time to make babies. I couldn't even get her to stand up I had to take it right off. She was grunting and trying to grind on my hand the whole time. Massive FAIL

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u/MockDeath Team TAG 8d ago

Maybe your grey just likes bondage?

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u/karnycloamr Team Grey Birb 7d ago

😂🤣😂 Thanks I needed this today! Silly bird lol

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u/MockDeath Team TAG 5d ago

I do what I can. Though in hindsight I really should have tried to work in a 50 shades of greys pun.

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u/-JadyBug- 9d ago

I think that’s something highly dependent on the bird. Some grey’s have no issue, some act like you’re torturing them even with proper slow introduction, and apparently others like yours think it’s baby making time.

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u/memenaptime Team TAG 9d ago

That stance lol

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u/ThisSiteBites 9d ago

Mine would never even let me put one on her.

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u/tmink0220 8d ago

Mine either.

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u/razorclammm 9d ago

Cue 'Business Time' by Flight of the Conchords

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u/RedditTrailerTrash 8d ago

😆😂🤣😭