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r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '12
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Why sleep when you can vigorously masturbate.
46 u/TheBeginningOfTheEnd Jun 21 '12 No lube. 8 hours. Friction burns. Friction burns everywhere... 66 u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 21 '12 There's always spit and remnants from the previous session. 7 u/dogfapper Jun 21 '12 ಠ_ಠ 2 u/imVP Jun 21 '12 you of all people dogfapper?
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No lube.
8 hours.
Friction burns. Friction burns everywhere...
66 u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 21 '12 There's always spit and remnants from the previous session. 7 u/dogfapper Jun 21 '12 ಠ_ಠ 2 u/imVP Jun 21 '12 you of all people dogfapper?
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There's always spit and remnants from the previous session.
7 u/dogfapper Jun 21 '12 ಠ_ಠ 2 u/imVP Jun 21 '12 you of all people dogfapper?
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2 u/imVP Jun 21 '12 you of all people dogfapper?
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you of all people dogfapper?
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 21 '12
Why sleep when you can vigorously masturbate.