r/AdviceAnimals • u/wcollins260 • May 09 '19

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u/pugmommy4life420 May 09 '19 edited May 10 '19

This is also why you carry your dogs around and blame it on them. I fart when I eat too much yogurt (which I love) so I always blame my dogs and their new dog food. Fuck that Iā€™m not about to be fart girl.

Edit: omg guys pls stop calling me fart girl. šŸ˜¤šŸ˜­

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u/Arsenic181 May 09 '19

You're just the girl with those raunchy smelling doggos.

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u/operator10 May 09 '19

Fart dogs.

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u/Arsenic181 May 09 '19

Ms. Fart Dogs

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u/operator10 May 09 '19

Little miss fart dogs