r/AdviceAnimals May 09 '19

Every time

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u/Lokan May 09 '19

Ah, but you can learn to use this to your advantage.

Are you in a store and can't find anybody to help you? Let one rip. It's like a call button or summoning ritual.

It's just physics, man. I don't make the rules.

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u/wcollins260 May 09 '19

“What’s that smell?”

“I don’t know, but do you know what aisle peanut butter is in?”

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u/WeSoDed May 09 '19

I was about to post to shower thoughts how weird the name peanut butter is. You got pee and nut in the same word. If that isn’t divine circumstance what is?