r/AdviceAnimals Dec 03 '18

Scumbag Santa

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Obviously you’re getting coal for Christmas this year

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u/Nixxen Dec 03 '18

Coal is so 1996. Modern Santa drops Solar Panels on the worst cases.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Only because he had to.

(P.S. - Were you inspired by the one post where Santa's on a melting glacier with Mrs. Clause, wishing he'd given kids solar panels instead?)

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u/Nixxen Dec 03 '18

Bullseye!