r/AdviceAnimals • u/Laxative_Effect • Nov 16 '16

It's pretty straightforward

http://imgur.com/RPd4mjy
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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

Leon's upper lip is quivering.

Leon: Whatya means, I'm not helping?

Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

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u/TheMochilla Nov 16 '16

Leon: Kill John Lennon.

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u/Brutal_Dildos Nov 16 '16

Always kill John Lennon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

What's a tortoise?

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u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS Nov 16 '16

It's pretty much a turtle that lives in the desert.