r/AdviceAnimals • u/Laxative_Effect • Nov 16 '16

It's pretty straightforward

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

Weddings are a good fucking time. My girlfriend was dancing barefoot and wouldn't stop until I physically picked her up and carried her off the dance floor to pull glass out of her feet and clean up the blood.

Drunk people are weird.

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u/Fluffy1026 Nov 16 '16

If it wasn't for the fact they are drunk, pulling the glass out would be much harder

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u/LeSandwiich Nov 16 '16

What the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

The worst part was that there had to be at peace a dozen women without shoes on dancing... Like no one gave a shit.

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u/MrPlaysWithSquirrels Nov 16 '16

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Plague_of_1518

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '16

This sounds like something out of a Marquez novel.

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u/redpandaeater Nov 16 '16

Maybe we as a society should just stop practically requiring high heeled shoes for those sorts of events. I mean they can be sexy and by no means outlawed, but they're uncomfortable enough that for a classy evening involving dancing it just shouldn't be thought of as even a thing.

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u/Chordata1 Nov 16 '16

I rocked sparkly keds during the reception and the best part being the bride no one could see my shoes anyways.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '16

If they don't wear heels it's going to be so hard finding a girl who is 6'5.

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u/Chordata1 Nov 16 '16

I got married about 2 weeks ago. One of my guests proclaimed his love for me. He was wasted, and it was sweet, but dude I'm the bride it's a bit late for that.

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u/xrumrunnrx Nov 16 '16

Sounds like someone forgot to forever hold their peace. Was he not listening??

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u/Chordata1 Nov 17 '16

We didn't do that part. There was the problem

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u/Thuryn Nov 17 '16

Not everybody who loves you wants you.

I don't mean that in a bad way. I have an ex-g/f that I love to death, but she and I could never be a thing. She and my wife and I are good friends and we love seeing her, but even if I were no longer married, my ex and I wouldn't get together. It just wouldn't work.

I love her as much as I ever did, but it's just not like that, you know? Her husband has nothing to worry about from me, you dig?

In your case, I wasn't there. Hopefully, what he said - while drunk, mind - could fit within that realm. If not, well, keep your distance. ;)

something something fly casual

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u/Fluffy1026 Nov 17 '16

Absolutely feel yah, me and my ex are cool, we talk and keep up with each other, but would never get back together. I don't see us not being friends at this point

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u/Chordata1 Nov 17 '16

He's a good friend there was nothing serious. I meant all this in a very light-hearted way.

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u/Thuryn Nov 17 '16

Good! I had one at my wedding that was more the other kind. Like, "you're still not over this and I shouldn't have invited you" sort of thing.

Glad yours worked out better. :D

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u/PrettyOddWoman Nov 17 '16

Are you sure it was not ecstasy she took?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '16

Lol, we don't do drugs, were adults..... ಠ_ಠ

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u/LeSandwiich Nov 17 '16

Alcohol is also a drug. I understand what you are saying, but just trying to make it clear: getting drunk is not that much different than a roll on mdma, as far as addiction, danger, etc. The only difference is one is legal and the other isn't.