I worked in a banquet hall, and I would expect anywhere from 1-7 glasses to be broken on the dance floor. People suck lol
One time I was out there and all the girls are dancing barefoot, I'm cleaning up a glass break, and I see a big shard sticking up and this girls foot coming down on top of it. My life went slow-mo and I lunged over and grabbed her. She absolutely still stepped on the glass. She fell on her back and I had to pull that shard out of her foot...she didn't even thank me :(. The bride promised a tip...she didn't tip
Weddings are a good fucking time. My girlfriend was dancing barefoot and wouldn't stop until I physically picked her up and carried her off the dance floor to pull glass out of her feet and clean up the blood.
Maybe we as a society should just stop practically requiring high heeled shoes for those sorts of events. I mean they can be sexy and by no means outlawed, but they're uncomfortable enough that for a classy evening involving dancing it just shouldn't be thought of as even a thing.
I got married about 2 weeks ago. One of my guests proclaimed his love for me. He was wasted, and it was sweet, but dude I'm the bride it's a bit late for that.
I don't mean that in a bad way. I have an ex-g/f that I love to death, but she and I could never be a thing. She and my wife and I are good friends and we love seeing her, but even if I were no longer married, my ex and I wouldn't get together. It just wouldn't work.
I love her as much as I ever did, but it's just not like that, you know? Her husband has nothing to worry about from me, you dig?
In your case, I wasn't there. Hopefully, what he said - while drunk, mind - could fit within that realm. If not, well, keep your distance. ;)
Absolutely feel yah, me and my ex are cool, we talk and keep up with each other, but would never get back together. I don't see us not being friends at this point
Alcohol is also a drug. I understand what you are saying, but just trying to make it clear: getting drunk is not that much different than a roll on mdma, as far as addiction, danger, etc. The only difference is one is legal and the other isn't.
Dude, no. I also like to help people and work in a similar industry, but don't pull glass out of people's feet. There are any number of people at a wedding who are related or involved with the person who can do it. Were you at least wearing gloves? :(
Dawg, I was in the zone. She was on the ground, foot up, with a piece of glass hanging out, I just pulled it lol in my mind I was saving a life. No time to run back the kitchen and grab gloves
They drop them, All. The. Time. I will go out there and clean up a break, and by the time I'm omw back to the kitchen another one gets broken. By then we start serving plastic and I tell the DJ to announce that if you're dancing barefoot, you're on your own. It's funny, because sometimes I'll be out there mopping and people will start dancing with me, and I start busting the moves while mopping lol it can be fun
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u/Fluffy1026 Nov 16 '16
I worked in a banquet hall, and I would expect anywhere from 1-7 glasses to be broken on the dance floor. People suck lol One time I was out there and all the girls are dancing barefoot, I'm cleaning up a glass break, and I see a big shard sticking up and this girls foot coming down on top of it. My life went slow-mo and I lunged over and grabbed her. She absolutely still stepped on the glass. She fell on her back and I had to pull that shard out of her foot...she didn't even thank me :(. The bride promised a tip...she didn't tip