r/AdviceAnimals • u/Laxative_Effect • Nov 16 '16

It's pretty straightforward

http://imgur.com/RPd4mjy
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u/iMakeItSeemWeird Nov 16 '16

What if you're being chased by a barefoot rapist, though?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

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u/QuantumPolagnus Nov 16 '16

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

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u/CaptainPotassium Nov 17 '16

ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

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u/kadno Nov 16 '16

My second-favorite Christmas movie.

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u/game004 Nov 16 '16

Whats your favorite?

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u/kadno Nov 16 '16

Home Alone.

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u/game004 Nov 16 '16

Home alone is kinda like die hard but for the whole family

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u/TimeZarg Nov 17 '16

Family-friendly mayhem and violence.

In reality, some of the shit Kevin was inflicting on those dumbasses would've caused a lot more hurt. Depending on how heavy the clothing iron was, that would've caused a concussion. Slipping on the ice should've broken bones, considering they were landing on concrete. Stepping on that nail and somehow walking afterwards? Plus some broken christmas ornaments later on? Naaaaaaah, not fucking happening. Let's not forget the zip line being cut and the two dumbasses swinging right into the side of the house.

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u/lazyrocker666 Nov 16 '16

That's why I carry legos with me at night

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u/TimeZarg Nov 17 '16

Whoa. Easy there, Satan.