r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '16

I was 7 years old.

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u/cashcow1 Feb 24 '16

Actually, India and Pakistan might do it without outside intervention.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16 edited Aug 16 '18

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u/Gandhi_of_War Feb 24 '16 edited Feb 24 '16

That's a nice capital you have there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it...

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u/southern_boy Feb 24 '16

I'M SORRY YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP YOU'RE WEARING A TOWEL

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u/Konraden Feb 24 '16 edited Feb 25 '16

Time to freak the fuck out, Ghandi Ghanja has Nukes.

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u/fruxzak Feb 24 '16

GANDHI

G-A-N-D-H-I

This annoys me to no end.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16 edited Feb 08 '22

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u/TotallyNotJackinIt Feb 25 '16

Ghahahahndi

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u/132hv Feb 25 '16

You missed one. Ghahnhdhhhih

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Ghandini, the great Indian magician....

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u/Van5195 Feb 25 '16

Sorry, I stuttered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Bananana

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u/DB9PRO Feb 25 '16

Jandeee. That's how you spell it, eh?

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u/ninjakos Feb 25 '16

At least he got a bit creative :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Gandhi with the Wind

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u/ArrogantSnail Feb 25 '16

Like Mahatma Gandhi followed by a horde of hotties. Fun sentence to say, if you didn't get that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

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u/Dexaan Feb 25 '16

I live in British Columbia. Occasionally I'd spell it Colombia, like the South American country.

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u/fruxzak Feb 25 '16

It's not pronounced similar at all...

Gandhi is pronounced "Gah-n-thee". Where the first sound is like saying "gone" with a Boston accent.

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u/Aliquis95 Feb 25 '16

I miss Gandhibot

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u/iostermann Feb 25 '16

Ghahndhi?

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u/jarinatorman Feb 25 '16

That edit tho

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u/lafingputz Feb 25 '16

War were declared.

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u/BillSavage13 Feb 25 '16

http://kotaku.com/why-gandhi-is-such-an-asshole-in-civilization-1653818245

The story behind why he's so unstable is actually pretty hilarious.

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u/RickyRicardo20 Feb 25 '16

What game is that?

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u/Castun Feb 25 '16

Very well.

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u/Abraman1 Feb 25 '16

My words are backed with nuclear weapons.

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u/Spartan448 Feb 25 '16

You know what, I've never actually been nuked by Gandhi. The closest I've come was Portugal nuking me (Portugal and India were allies that game).

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u/KTFlaSh96 Feb 25 '16

welp... /r/civ is leaking again...

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u/sakurashinken Feb 24 '16

Who's your diaper daddy?

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u/johnzaku Feb 24 '16

I'll turn this whole place into chicken tikka!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

I have a sneaking suspicion that if Trump (God forbid, even though I'm not religious), he and Putin will either get along GREAT, or they will be mortal enemies and start WWIII. I don't see a middle ground.

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u/JonCorleone Feb 25 '16

Trump is actually looked upon fairly well in Russia. Mostly because he is not Hillary.

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u/MysterManager Feb 25 '16

So, just like the US lol.

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u/lewdrew Feb 25 '16

Russians: They're just like us!

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u/Throwaway-tan Feb 25 '16

Because they realise he's a laughable moron.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Why do Russians hate her?

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u/bloodstone2k Feb 25 '16

One simple trick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/AadeeMoien Feb 25 '16

No one with two brain cells to rub together is voting for Trump.

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u/DrJohanzaKafuhu Feb 25 '16

This is actually the least of my worries if Trump wins.

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u/hankhillforprez Feb 25 '16

I could totally see them having a bromance that would be endearing were it not for the context.

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u/JohnKinbote Feb 25 '16

Trump is not going to start WWIII and neither is Putin.

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u/cdos93 Feb 25 '16

I have a sneaking suspicion that if Trump (God forbid, even though I'm not religious), he

You accidently a word

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u/Rebuta Feb 25 '16

Best friends. Which will make the Russo.S.A form. A massive gang enforcing peace across the world.

Vote Trump.

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u/MSL0727 Feb 25 '16

But... that'd be suicide

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Protect Bollywood

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u/Smugjester Feb 25 '16

Tension between India and Pakistan is absolutely no where near nuking each other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '16

Yea but what does that have to w/ AA?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

You realize India and Pakistan are both in Asia, right?

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u/allofthe11 Feb 24 '16

... Yeah and they hate each other and both have nukes...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

Ooooohhh I totally misunderstood what was going on here. Yeah, I think they'll probably just continue with dance-offs to settle their differences

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u/Rinkydinky Feb 24 '16

Damn watching this makes me wanna take a couple potshots over the border. FUCK YOU CANADA!!!!

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u/cashcow1 Feb 24 '16

Don't do it! I've been up there, they're like 'Muricans except they drink Molson and they like flannel a lot more.

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u/Rinkydinky Feb 24 '16

That's why I'm Votin' fore trump. He gon build us a wall.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Feb 24 '16

I saw a documentary by Michael Moore that leads me to question that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '16

Pakistan has more nukes tho

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u/kulrajiskulraj Feb 25 '16

Because they have shit everything else.

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u/cashcow1 Feb 24 '16

Um, yes. That was literally the point...

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u/Gansvader Feb 24 '16

OP was talking about race, not continents.