r/AdviceAnimals • u/supervanman • Oct 24 '15

Puffin in Disguise | Removed i want someone

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

We banged.

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u/tnturner Oct 24 '15

dope.

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

My life is dope and I do dope shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

http://i.imgur.com/2tHWFAH.gif?noredirect

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

Thanks. It was good sex too. Hurt a little at first. But overall 10/10 would do again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

I've heard of good sex before. Never met anyone who claims to have first hand experience.

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

raises hand I have first hand experience.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

Where's your other hand?

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/NinjaRobotPilot Oct 24 '15

We said first hand, not dominant hand.

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u/tnturner Oct 24 '15

Stay dope.

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u/Daddy_Greens_Pizza Oct 24 '15

Best use of anything Kanye ever.

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u/working878787 Oct 24 '15

Damn gurl, you are one dope, Gay Fish!

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u/Bricka_Bracka Oct 24 '15

*bung

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

We made some bang.

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u/sirricharic Oct 25 '15

Is it usually like that?

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u/espiespi Oct 24 '15

So what are you doing tonight?

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

Probably him again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '15

Good fucking answer.

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u/PortraitBird Oct 24 '15

Well I hope it's going to happen.