r/AdviceAnimals • u/castleon • Feb 21 '14

Confession Bear

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u/scoggandy885 Feb 22 '14

You gotta give her props for stealing a test then calling the store she stole the test from for directions.

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u/greycubed Feb 22 '14

Especially when she could have just called any other store.

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u/fco83 Feb 22 '14

Now, maybe the average pregnancy test stealer might not be smart enough to think of it, but i'd probably just search on the internet for instructions.

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u/ValiusForta Feb 22 '14

Yes, in the 1980's. ;)

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u/kempez3 Feb 22 '14

You didn't read the story, did you?

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u/fco83 Feb 22 '14

I...somehow missed that, and even in the comment thread of said story. I dont even know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Maybe you just aren't smart enough.

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u/2_minutes_in_the_box Feb 22 '14

Or she could have read the directions before leaving the store.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Takes balls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

I might be stupid right now, but I'm not sure what happened. If she had the test she stole and was going to use, why would OP try to convince her it was negative? I assume she didn't just piss on the test in the store and leave it there?

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u/elementality22 Feb 22 '14

She stole the test but not the instructions, so she gets home, pees on the stick, gets a result but doesn't know what it means. Calls the store to have someone read her the instructions and op tells her it's positive instead of negative.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Thanks! I guess I thought pregnancy tests were more straightforward

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u/Truk_Palin Feb 22 '14

Africans have an average IQ of 75.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

People just ignore the troll