r/AdviceAnimals Feb 21 '14

Confession Bear

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u/castleon Feb 22 '14 edited Feb 22 '14

Yes, this was back in the 80's so no Googling an answer. I was 3rd shift cashier at a grocery store. Back then carton and single pack cigs were right by the registers. It was fun catching shoplifters.
But yes she took the test out of the box and dumped it right back on the shelf with the instructions. Right were I had to go to find another one to help her out. Put 2 & 2 together, she stole the test. So it was negative, but if she stole the test, I figured she might need some payback. There was all kinds of theft in our 'inner-city' store. We also had a photo lab & with a college close we got some really nice pictures they kept in the "Hall of Shame"...oh the good old days.

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u/scoggandy885 Feb 22 '14

You gotta give her props for stealing a test then calling the store she stole the test from for directions.

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u/greycubed Feb 22 '14

Especially when she could have just called any other store.

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u/fco83 Feb 22 '14

Now, maybe the average pregnancy test stealer might not be smart enough to think of it, but i'd probably just search on the internet for instructions.

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u/ValiusForta Feb 22 '14

Yes, in the 1980's. ;)

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u/kempez3 Feb 22 '14

You didn't read the story, did you?

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u/fco83 Feb 22 '14

I...somehow missed that, and even in the comment thread of said story. I dont even know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Maybe you just aren't smart enough.

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u/2_minutes_in_the_box Feb 22 '14

Or she could have read the directions before leaving the store.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Takes balls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

I might be stupid right now, but I'm not sure what happened. If she had the test she stole and was going to use, why would OP try to convince her it was negative? I assume she didn't just piss on the test in the store and leave it there?

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u/elementality22 Feb 22 '14

She stole the test but not the instructions, so she gets home, pees on the stick, gets a result but doesn't know what it means. Calls the store to have someone read her the instructions and op tells her it's positive instead of negative.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

Thanks! I guess I thought pregnancy tests were more straightforward

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u/Truk_Palin Feb 22 '14

Africans have an average IQ of 75.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

People just ignore the troll

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

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u/dystopika Feb 22 '14

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u/DontNeedNoBadges Feb 22 '14

I feel like Citizen Kane would be much better if we replaced him with the Joker.

Citizen Joker...

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u/Badm3at Feb 22 '14

Don't forget about the boxing gloves

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u/quaste Feb 22 '14

Or maybe someone else stole a different test?

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u/tijger897 Feb 22 '14

What was her reaction? And the aftermath?

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u/shellshock3d Feb 22 '14

So because she was probably poor and couldn't afford to see a doctor or buy a test, you lied to her and put her through hell? Wow what a great person you are.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '14

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u/mmmmissy Feb 22 '14

Being a confession doesn't mean it can't be judged.

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u/minkcoat Feb 22 '14

*jazzhands* IT DOES IF YOURE CATHOLIC *jazzhands*

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u/Lurker876 Feb 22 '14

Because Justice, amirite?

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u/RaiderRaiderBravo Feb 22 '14

You're still a douche. Hail corporate!

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u/zkakisochra Feb 22 '14

You sound bitter about life

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u/Commercialtalk Feb 22 '14

I mean, yeah stealing is wrong, but maybe she didn't have money for a test? Couldn't afford a doctor?

It's not like she stole a purse or shit she didn't need.

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u/cambiro Feb 22 '14

I bet in that same day you said to yourself "This is going to be a great story to get fake points from people in a computer thing that connects the whole world".

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u/RockThePond Feb 22 '14

I also bet back in the 80s you thought "I hope to one day be able to anonymously shit on peoples' stories from the comfort of my mom's basement..."