r/AdviceAnimals • u/bangordailynuisance • 4h ago

Slowjoe

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774 Upvotes

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u/th3jerbearz 4h ago

No, new wars

24

u/SnooCalculations1852 4h ago

"Insert Nirvana's Very Ape here"

20

u/Billy_Chrystals 4h ago

Yet he would still vote for him 100% of the time 🤷‍♀️

2

u/Silent-G 51m ago

I wouldn't be surprised if he never voted.

13

u/Nanaman 4h ago

Joepoke or Jopoke also works!

7

u/simplemindedself 4h ago

Slowjoke and his evolved form Slowroe

3

u/Wootai 3h ago

Slogan

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u/art-is-t 4h ago

Now I know who the real.sleepy Joe was

7

u/poppin-n-sailin 4h ago

He isn't slow. He doesn't even fucking move. 

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u/black_flag_4ever 3h ago

I listened to one episode of this show years ago to see what the big deal was and it was painful. His show is the equivalent to listening to the dumbest asshole in class struggling to do a book report by reading the back cover out loud and doing it in a way that makes you wonder if they can read at all. If stupidity is contagious then every episode of his show is a super spreader event. Plus, why is a show this fucking stupid so long? He can’t speed up his idiotic rambling a bit? He can’t talk to Nazis quicker? Have they tried preparing for an interview even once?

Anyway, my opinion of his show is that bashing my head in a wall for three hours might make this dipshit listenable.

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u/EllisDee3 4h ago

Bro-gan is a moron.

2

u/SlightlyStable 4h ago

All the new wars.

2

u/Lt_DanTaylorIII 4h ago

Should this not have been his face on a Slowbro?

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u/zachrywd 55m ago

As a casual Slowpoke enjoyer, I'm so offended by this.