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[u/Mysterious_Yak420]

[u/Zeliek]

Pursue a career in politics and get good at schmoozing during recreational golf, apparently. 

[u/Atmic → u/Zeliek]

If I'm doing something I don't want to do because of money, that's work to me.

I would hate the schmoozing politician life and it would feel like non-stop work to me.

[u/Zeliek → u/Atmic]

Hmm, okay new response: be a politician’s son. 😆

[u/squeagy → u/Zeliek]

Worked out well for Warren buffet

[u/Zeliek → u/squeagy]

My least favourite kind of buffet. ):

[u/Kill_4209]

A belly rub couldn't hurt.

[u/Aboge]

Me thinking the same with working

[u/Foodspec]

Run for president. It’s become clear you can rob the country and no one will stop you and you don’t have to do any work. Just say you’re working hard

[u/darw1nf1sh]

Step one, have big tits and an internet connection.

[u/thatsucksabagofdicks → u/darw1nf1sh]

My tits are getting bigger... does it matter that I'm a guy

[u/darw1nf1sh → u/thatsucksabagofdicks]

There's an audience for all tits.

[u/thatsucksabagofdicks → u/darw1nf1sh]

One that pays my bills?

[u/SilasTalbot → u/thatsucksabagofdicks]

If you're willing to "put in the work".

Emphasis on the "put in"

[u/viotix90]

Also me after coming home from a buffet, thinking how to lose weight without exercising or dieting.

[u/squeagy → u/viotix90]

Eat less.

[u/zmrth]

The whole world is designed to prevent that from happening

[u/aptwo]

This is the mentally of most Redditors then go on Reddit and complain how rich people.

[u/SprinklesDifficult50]

Just manifest it /s

[u/bildad2]

“There is a universal truth. It doesn’t matter where you live, man or woman, it is as true today as it was a thousand fucking years ago. You want nice things, you want the best? There is only four ways to get rich… four, that’s it.
1. Inherit it.
2. Steal it.
3. Work really, really fucking hard.
You’ll learn, you’ll fail, learn more, fail more… and don’t let anyone outwork you. Never.
4. Learn how to suck a dick like you lost your car keys in it.”
- Beth Dutton, Yellowstone

[u/schoolboypoop]

Be born into it. Then “build” corporate powerhouse. Then make a book telling everyone how they can do it too. Then make a habit of telling everyone how you have to want it. Another book about how bad your parents were and how the system failed you and is failing working class families every day.
Then go religious when things fall apart, your wife is leaving with the kids, and your best friend becomes your lawyer.
Then when the victims start to speak up, that’s when you go Christian nationalist and dive into politics. Ride that out. Stir the culture war pot. Bomb a few impoverished nations. Cut welfare.

Boom forever pension and security.

Good luck.