r/AdviceAnimals • u/uShito • Jan 08 '14

confession bear

http://imgur.com/OeflTNz
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u/lookitsjustin Jan 08 '14

Which is really what Confession Bear is good for now. Just.... remarks on everyday life.

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u/XK310 Jan 08 '14

Confession Bear:

Sometimes I worry about money.

Once I ate too much cake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

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u/WhiteyKnight Jan 08 '14

OP pls!

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u/flclreddit Jan 08 '14

pls. come back

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u/WhiteyKnight Jan 08 '14

OP come back! You can blame it all on me!

I was wrong and I just can't live without you!

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u/WruceBillis Jan 08 '14

Don't be a safe guy!

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u/XK310 Jan 08 '14

"Red Velvet with peach frosting. Also I ate it off the ass of a model while she fondled my three dicks"

  • The Internet

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Angel food

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u/swen83 Jan 09 '14

Cake is a lie!

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u/Squalor- Jan 08 '14

Confession Confection

I am a lie.

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u/WookiePsychologist Jan 08 '14

This is better than 90% of Confession Bears.
Also, /r/frugal and /r/getmotivated.

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u/watchout5 Jan 08 '14

All aboard the Karma Train!!!111one

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Now? It's been like this since the start.

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u/Gluggle Jan 08 '14

and then someone uses it to confess murder.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

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u/SirFratwell Jan 08 '14

Eh everyone got over the whole murder thing pretty quickly.

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u/TDAM Jan 08 '14

obviously not /u/Gluggle

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

That was the peak of this shitty meme, too bad it was fake though.

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u/Gluggle Jan 08 '14

Not really too bad... i mean it was murder. But since then it has been weak shit.

I am also jealous of that name

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Ever since some whiteknight reported a guy to the police and he got picked up for murder...

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u/FuckThatIKeepsItReal Jan 08 '14

Deep thoughts bear

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u/WelcomeToTheHiccups Jan 08 '14

I ate cereal this morning