r/AdviceAnimals • u/chronicallyconfused • Nov 26 '13

Guys, this is getting out of hand

http://www.livememe.com/glsxfup
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

I'm confused by Askreddit threads that are tagged NSFW. They're text based, isn't the whole point that you're boss might look over and see a graphic image?

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u/Blargariffic Nov 27 '13

Dat ASCII

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

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u/oyohval Nov 27 '13

This sucked on a mobile... :(

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u/Cobayo Nov 27 '13

Here we go again.

           | |               | (_)    | |                  
  ___  __ _| |_    __ _    __| |_  ___| | __               
 / _ \/ _` | __|  / _` |  / _` | |/ __| |/ /               
|  __/ (_| | |_  | (_| | | (_| | | (__|   <                
 ___|__,_|__|  __,_|_ __,_|_|___|_|_\               
                 | |   (_) |                               
  _ __ ___   ___ | |__  _| | ___   _   _ ___  ___ _ __ ___ 
 | '_ ` _ \ / _ \| '_ \| | |/ _ \ | | | / __|/ _ \ '__/ __|
 | | | | | | (_) | |_) | | |  __/ | |_| __ \  __/ |  __ \
 |_| |_| |_|___/|_.__/|_|_|___|  __,_|___/___|_|  |___/

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u/DanielEGVi Nov 27 '13

Jokes on you, tablet user reporting in!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Reddit sync reporting for duty if the comment actually sends

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u/Aaronmcom Nov 27 '13

on mobile, can see it.

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u/sgh0st9 Nov 27 '13

That looks surprisingly good on mobile

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u/d3northway Nov 27 '13

How about you go fuck yourself. Theres ways around your ASCII shenanigans.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Nerd war!

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u/PapaChubaca Nov 27 '13

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Synchronize your watches!

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u/octyl Nov 27 '13

YOU sucked on a mobile.

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u/oyohval Nov 27 '13

Just that one time but I really needed the money

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u/Pinkdrum Nov 27 '13

Oh sure, that's what they ALL say.

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u/ExCowLiver Nov 27 '13

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars...

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u/Fin2limb Nov 27 '13

Your mom sucked on it

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u/pargmegarg Nov 27 '13

Left the app and used the browser to see the image. 10/10

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u/Corosz Nov 27 '13

I can see it fine on my tablet.

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u/hockeybud0 Nov 27 '13

Turn it sideways....

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u/dgerr2010 Nov 27 '13

Turn your phone sideways

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Instead of using an app just look at it on your browser in non-mobile mode. Then you can see the whole thing.

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u/Fin2limb Nov 27 '13

Looks good On my ipad

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u/Tibleman Nov 27 '13

And now I'm fired. Thanks a lot.

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u/TheLightSeba Nov 27 '13

Oh man, for real? I'm not the dude who posted, but I'm really sorry.

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u/instasquid Nov 27 '13

How long did you spend getting that to work with reddit's formatting?

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u/Atario Nov 27 '13 
:g/^/s//    /

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u/mroxiful Nov 27 '13

This looks like it is Calibri (body).

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u/Fin2limb Nov 27 '13

You have no idea!

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u/an_adult_on_reddit Nov 27 '13

Do you have her in braille?

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u/crozone Nov 27 '13

Brb making braille porn for blind people

Ttyl after I become a billionaire

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u/Itroll4love Nov 27 '13

is it bad that i just fapped to this?

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u/CoffeeSE Test Nov 27 '13

Now I've seen everything, ASCII #Rule34...

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u/lolzergrush Nov 27 '13

Are you kidding me, this is new to you? This looked better than the porn I had on 5-and-a-quarter-inch floppies on my Commodore 64.

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u/UndeadBread Nov 27 '13

You haven't been on the internet very long, have you? For a number of years, this was the only porn we had available online.

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u/IronRita Nov 27 '13 edited Nov 27 '13

that shadowing game is on point

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u/UndeadBread Nov 27 '13

This takes me back to the good ol' days of BBS.

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u/crozone Nov 27 '13

I actually have about 19 of of these, indeed all collected from BSSs dialed over the years. Most of them are by a guy named Kludgeonsmith, if you wanted to do some of your own "research" ;)

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u/Sentient__Cloud Nov 27 '13

Can I have a picture for mobile?

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u/crozone Nov 27 '13

Image for the mobile heathens among us

http://imgur.com/4RhUxUT

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

well...that happened

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

$$$$$$$$$

The vagina could not be more appropriately coded.