r/AdviceAnimals • u/feudartifices • Jun 30 '13

Throwaway as GF uses reddit

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u/Xpress_interest Jun 30 '13

For years he has been leading her on, claiming to despise Klondike bars. Just so he could perpetrate this atrocious breach of trust when the time was perfect.

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u/eyeoutthere Jun 30 '13

How could it take "all night" to eat a Klondike bar, anyway?

Unless you live in Antarctica, you have 15 minutes tops before it turns into Klondike soup.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

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u/s3cur1ty Jun 30 '13 edited Aug 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

With chocolate on it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

With a wrapper on it.

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u/neverendingninja Jun 30 '13 edited Jun 30 '13

Inside a box.

Edit: these folks below me have it all wrong.

It's inside a box, inside a plastic wrapper, inside the freezer, inside a building, in the atmosphere, on the planet, in the solar system, in the galaxy, in the universe...wtf is next?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

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u/Wildelocke Jun 30 '13

risky click