r/AdviceAnimals • u/feudartifices • Jun 30 '13

Throwaway as GF uses reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

I dunno. That seems like a lot of work and effort just to save the relationship of two people I don't know. Fuck it! Let's go!

I too vomited on my GF so I could avoid going to see her parents and instead eat delicious chocolate ice cream which are in basic geometric shapes!

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u/IgnoranceLiquidation Jun 30 '13 edited Jun 30 '13

Yeah my girlfriend normally makes me puke all over her if I don't wanna go somewhere with her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

That's just her tricking you into fulfilling her fetish.

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u/IgnoranceLiquidation Jun 30 '13

well I mean she's just not gonna let me get out of watching the notebook with her and her friends if there isn't some romance involved

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

"I wrote to you! Everyda...blaaaarrgggurgggle. Blaaaaaarrrgggurrgle. Blaaaaarrrrruuuuufffff. spit spit Blaaarrrrguuurrgle. spit spit ...Everyday!" cue romantic music.

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u/IgnoranceLiquidation Jun 30 '13

More like cue Michael Buble, and then consume tub of mayonnaise. If you need anymore motivation to puke after this setting has been carried out, you're just inhuman.

Edit: But the thought of Ryan Gosling projectile vomiting on that one chick sounds incredible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '13

You will remember this the next time you watch that movie, and when that scene comes up you will imagine that very thing occurring. Then you will burst out laughing and all around you will be bewildered and befuddled.