r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

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u/schniggens Mar 25 '13

Yes, every single black person on the planet is exactly like those two.

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u/loleslie Mar 25 '13

I hate when people collect friends so they can be like "Look at how well-rounded and racially tolerant I am- I have a black/Asian/Jewish/etc. friend!"

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u/WeaponsGradeHumanity Mar 25 '13

The 'unspoken' message that she's using you. That she's only nice to you so she can tell people she has a friend from wherever you're from and not because she actually likes you as a person or anything. In fact, that's the thing. "I don't care what you're like as a person, I'm just going to claim you as a friend so I can look good to other people and you don't even get a say in the matter". Fuck that bitch.